Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Local Home Builder Praised For Constructing Home All The Way To Completion
RORY SALAZAR | Property | Contact The CEO of the Master Builders Association of Betoota, Eddie Brockwell (48), has heaped praise onto
Coastal Pub Musician Driving Shitty Old Van Both Ironically And Practically
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A coastal pub musician is slaying two birds with one stone by driving around in a
Woman With Base Level Dating Standards Realises She Might Be Asking A Bit Too Much
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota woman has had a much needed reality check today and concluded that her base
Opinion | Are You A Bloke Against Women’s Sports? Here’s How To Fill That Vacant Two Hour Slot In Your Calendar This Saturday Night While Everyone Else Has Fun
MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | Contact Are you looking at a night on your own because your weird socio-political stance is
Japanese Embassy Take Spontaneous Field Trip To Victoria’s 90 Mile Beach For No Reason In Particular
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT YOU GUYS NEVER GO ON FIELD TRIPS? The entire staff group from the Japanese Embassy in
Bloke Who Just Bought A Round Of Vodka Red Bulls Apparently Not Keen On Paying $20 For A Taxi
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Gulf Country man has today raised the ire of his friendship group, after carrying on
Woman Who’s Finally Gone A Few Days Without Battling Some Mild Illness To Get Visit From Aunty Flo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Despite doing her best to eat well, exercise and lay off the alcohol (the last one
Local Bull Rider Effortlessly Pairs His Cowboy Wardrobe With DC Skate Shoes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While local bull rider, Peter Seeney (29), never had the honour flying out the
“I’d Love To Give Brophy’s Tent A Whirl One Day” Says Bloke Who Gives Skate Parks A Wide Berth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke who will cross the street to avoid a charismatic swagman, reckons he’d
Bloke Who Did Dry July Completely Legless After Drinking One Strong Kombucha
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is struggling to remember his own birthday this afternoon after attempting
Local Glamour Embraces Her 50s with Anna Wintour-Approved Haircut
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT In a move reeking of a midlife glow up, a local glamour has marked her
Local Girl Closes Full Dishwasher After Realising It’s Clean But Roommates Didn’t See Her Open It
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If you open a clean dishwasher with no to see you do it, did you actually