EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Ponds dad has this week responded perfectly to the source material he was given to work with, which has been praised as an ‘absolute stellar 10/10 comeback.’
The man in question, Noel Howard [52] is alleged to have reached optimum groan decibels (OGD) during a catchup breakfast with his daughter Kasey, after she found a fly floating in her cup of coffee and made the mistake of loudly complaining about it.
Heard letting out a low, almost formidable chuckle as he’d peered at the insect struggling to swim against its fate, Noel came in quick with a ‘bit of extra protein!’ before following it up with the absolute classic cincher, “he won’t drink much!” – earning himself a bonus eye roll too.
Not bad for Friday arvo’s work.
More to come.
