Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Local Woman Helps Boyfriend Who Didn’t Hear What She Said By Only Repeating The Last Word Of Her Sentence
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A soft spoken Betoota Heights woman has today helpfully reminded her boyfriend to put the bins
“What’d I Miss?!” Asks Dad Rushing From Kitchen To Couch, Moments Before Entering Deep Slumber
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Heights family home has once again been reminded that free-to-air television programming
NZ PM Chris Hipkins Facing Strong Opposition Over Plan To Replace Ageing RNZAF DC-6 VIP Transport Aircraft
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New Zealand Prime Minister Chris Hipkins is facing strong opposition this week after he
A Green Pony Beckons Extremely Intoxicated Man To Ride Him Home From The Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man laughed in the face of death last night after he
“Why Should The Indigenous Get Special Treatment?” Asks Baby Boomer Who Went To University For Free And Lives Off The Sweat And Tears Of 20 Underpaid And Overworked Millennial Rental Tenants That Pay Off His Negatively Geared Property Portfolio That Was A
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Indigenous Voice Referendum campaign heats up, it has come as a surprise to no
Extremely Geed Up Fijian Mate Has That World Cup Look In His Eyes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fiji will be steaming into the 2023 Rugby World Cup with a run up, after defeating
Local Business Owners Rejoice As New Generic College Creates Pipeline For Cheap, Exploitable Labour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our town’s French Quarter Chamber of Commerce is buoyed this morning with news
Post-9/11 Suspicions Of Unattended Luggage Forces Bloke To Go One-Handed In Airport Urinal 20 Years Later
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 11th of September, 2023, will mark 22 years since a day of unprecedented loss and
Senator Cash Subconsciously Clutches Handbag Closer Before Realising It Was Just Warren Mundine
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Liberal Senator Michaelia Cash has had an embarrassing moment in Parliament House earlier today, after her
Hometown Influencer Attends Opening Of An Envelope
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT A hometown influencer has reached a new pinnacle of relevance by attending the opening of
Trump Poses For Mugshot With Same Face That An Old Publican Makes When A Bucks Party Walks Into His Bar
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that has sent the internet into overdrive, former US president Donald Trump and several
Gen-Z Attempting To Emulate 1990s Still Not Doing It Properly Until They Commit To The Africa
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the cyclical wheel of fashion trends clock back to the late nineties boyband era, the