Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Bloke Trying The Whole Macho Italian Look Giving More Of A Bistro Waiter Vibe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke unfortunately had a bit of fashion fail on a date last night,
Colourful Hippy Puts Speaker On Bike Because Current Attention Was Insufficient
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The Betoota French Quarter somehow got even more up its own ass today as a local
“I Don’t Think An Inheritance Tax Will Fix Much” Says Harmless Bloke With Rich Parents
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A wavy-haired softcock from our town’s leafiest enclave has told The Advocate
English Second Language Students Taught To Self Deprecate After Receiving Compliment
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australian language classes are getting our newest residences off to a good start by correctly teaching
Horror As Local Bloke Tells FB That Council Has Tried To Destroy Him Personally Every Day For 45 Years Now
RORY SALAZAR | Property | Contact Betoota’s most terrifying community FB page has just outdone itself, it has been confirmed. The
Half Of Audience A Jazz Concert Dragged There
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Half of an audience at a local jazz concert formed a strong bond last night and
Tourist Town Lolly Shop Thrives On Guilting Weekenders Into Buying $9 Bags of Choc Freckles
IKEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In news south of the border, an adorable lolly shop in the Southern Highlands
Bloke Who Underestimated Grade 4 Bush Walk Gets Nervous After Seeing Backpackers Go Past With Trekking Poles
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As a white suburban male who once played representative sports in high school, Euan
New Intergenerational Report Outlines Millennials Would’ve Been Better Off Never Being Born In First Place
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The sixth Intergenerational Report (IGR) has been released today by the Treasury, attempting to
Barnaby Joyce Has Parted Ways With Scooter Braun, According To Register Of Interests
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shadow Minister for Veterans Affairs Barnaby Joyce has updated his register of interests to
US Country Music Superstar Luke Combs Set To Leave Australia With More Jerseys Than Willie Mason
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Playing arenas across the country, American country music megastar Luke Combs’ mammoth Australian tour is set
“Help! How Do We Stop Shoplifting!?” Says Supermarket Duopoly That Replaced Staff With Computers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s supermarket giants Coles and Woolworths have both revealed to the media this week that