Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Indigenous Voice Polls Show Majority Of Landline-Owning People Home At 11am On A Tuesday Who Willingly Take Part In Phone Survey Will Vote No
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Recent opinion polls have shown waning support for the Indigenous Voice referendum, with the
Nation’s Racists Suddenly Loyal Supporters Of A Man They Spent 20 Years Hoping To See Knocked Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Indigenous Voice is already bringing our nation together, and Australians haven’t even voted on
Woman Aware Why Older Couple At Bar Want To Buy Her A Drink Also Conscious Of The Cost Of Living Right Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week found herself resorting to the same tactics she used as
Gas Industry Warns There Will Be No More Thai Food, No More Lighting Cigarettes Off The Stove If Gas Is Phased Out
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Leading figures in the Australian gas industry have warned that state and local governments
Girlfriend Praised For Waiting A Whole Week Before Stealing BF’s New Hoodie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young woman from our trendiest suburb has today been praised for an incredible display of
Single Coworker Describing Date Prompts Colleagues To Unanimously Turn Around In Chairs Like Judges From The Voice
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who doesn’t give two shits on maintaining a professional work persona has given
Junior Consultant Forces Himself To Learn Golf In The Hope That It’ll Better His Career
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A junior consultant at McKinsey’s Betoota office has identified that many of the
Dolphin’s Number One Ticket Holder Barry Gibb Arrives In Redcliffe Ahead Of Mad Monday Celebrations
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Redcliffe Dolphins’ number one ticket holder, Barry Gibb of Bee Gees fame, is
Geologists Research Link Between Indonesia’s Magnitude 7.0 Earthquake And End Of Aussie Footy Season
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An earthquake has rocked Indonesia this morning, a natural phenomena not likely noticed by the
Brissy Unveil New Bridge To Transport City’s Drunkest Humans From West End Pubs To Coro Drive Pubs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane City Council has this week promised that they will begin the detailed design of a
Local Girl Announces Return From Eurotrip With Moody Shot From Culty HIIT Gym
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news from Betoota’s social scene, the travelling dream is over for
Luai Injury Forces Media Scum To Pivot Back From ‘Cocky Polynesian’ To ‘Aboriginal Sook’ Narrative
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The death rattle of Australia’s legacy media is on show for all this week, as