Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
Latest news (Page 625)
The Old Man’s Heavy Consumption Of Sky News Scare Campaigns No Match For 30 Years Of Midnight Oil
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The official date for the upcoming National Referendum has been set. On October 14th, Australians will
Man Arguing About The Voice With Strangers On The Internet At No Point Considers Reading The Piece Of Text He’s Arguing Over
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who has spent many a night curled up in his Betoota
Woman Asked To ‘Come Over And Hang Out 😜’ As A First Date Can’t Believe Men Used To Write Sonnets
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact WHERE ART THOU TITTIES: A local woman has yet again found herself contemplating whether it’s
Leaked Photographs Expose What The Radical Woke Elites Have Planned For Parliament House
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Albanese’s secret communist dictatorship is about to come undone. This comes after leaked photos were
Local Apprentice Cocks Head Like A Bower Bird After Seeing Update To His Favourite Energy Drink
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young man has been caught engaging in some animalistic behaviour this afternoon, as onlookers state
‘Take Me Back’ Says Local Woman Posting A Photo Of Her Own Sonogram
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In keeping with the #throwbackthursday trend, twenty seven year old occupational therapist Portia Vause has taken
Betoota Editor Clancy Overell Poses With His New BMW X5 Paid For By Pushing The Woke Pro-Voice Agenda
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate’s editor has attracted the ire of media commentators this week after
Millennial Sighs as Birthday Cheque From Nan Means She Now Has To Visit One Of Those Bank Thingys
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A young Betoota local has been handed a double edge sword this morning, after
Imported CBD Oil Found To Cure The Stress Of Having Too Much Money
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A recent study has concluded that imported CBD oil is an effective reliever of stress, particularly
Dad Who Just Educated Son On Little Brother Inside Mummy’s Tummy Probably Should’ve Waited To Show Him Alien
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds dad has unfortunately given his eldest son a core traumatic memory this week,
Palaszczuk Responds To Media Criticism Of Her Holiday Like An Angry Inala Resident On Facebook
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT SAY IT TO MY FACE! QLD Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has reportedly had enough of backstabbing haters,
Advice Column | Get Rich Quick By Spending Less Than You Earn For A Decade Or Two
RORY SALAZAR | Property | Contact As Australia’s leading thought guru on alternative financial strategy, I’m not known for giving