Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Local Man Has A Hunch Girlfriend Got Her Tax Back
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A denizen of Betoota Heights’ endless sprawl of defective new builds has told The
Dutton Promises 2nd Referendum Where We Acknowledge The Indigenous But Don’t Have To Talk To Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party’s mortal fear of having to interact with Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander
Resort Guest Just In Awe Of The Omelette Man’s Skills
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A mouth-breathing Victorian currently enjoying the fruits of our home state as been
Bunnies Fan Says JWH Ish Lucky He’s Shushpended Cush He Woulda Got Put On His Fucken Arsh Tonight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This age-old rivalry of South and East Sydney is just hours away, as the Roosters
Low-Testosterone Park Cricketer Actually Weighs Up Getting Spikes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man with genetic muscle tone in the 11th percentile has actually weighed
With Majority Of Voters Under 40 Supporting An Indigenous Voice, Liberals Roll Out Secret Weapon
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the culture wars rage across Australian media in the lead up to the Indigenous Voice
ACT Government Becomes First State Or Territory To Implement Hamsterdam
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Political commentators right across the country are currently freaking out about the ACT’s decision to
Neighbourly Dispute Escalates After Survey Plan Reveals Fence is 10mm Off The Boundary
RORY SALAZAR | Property | Contact A fiery exchange has taken place today between Betoota Heights-based archenemies Andrew Smith (55) and
Woman Finally Gets Housing Crisis Through Parents Thick Skull By Showing Them Cost Of Childhood Home Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has finally cracked the code to finally getting her parents to understand
Bloke Digs Deep Into Family Tree To Secure Sob Story Before Reality TV Appearance
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Despite being a normal man in most respects, Betoota local Markus Willis (40) decided to apply
Aussie Film Producer Flips Coin To See If They’ll Do Outback Racism Or Suburban Heroin
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An Aussie film producer has decided it’s time for a well-earned drink after tossing
Dads Most Valuable Advice Mostly From 1990s Sports Films
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota dad Troy Wood (58) has been well and truly rumbled today after finally being called