Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Amazon’s Neighbours Debuts After Cast Was Forced To Work 20-Hour Shifts And Piss In Bottles
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Amazon reboot of the fabled soap opera “Neighbours” will be available to US
No Campaign Shocked Their Spokesman Who Tried To Get Elected As Both A Labor And Liberal MP Would Have Such Inconsistent Political Views
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The head office of the ‘No To The Indigenous Voice’ Campaign is a panic station today,
Motorist Prepares To Be Absolutely Ripped Off After Taking Car To Mechanic In Cute Building In Nice Part Of Town
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The proud owner of a high-kilometer 2008 Holden Captiva has made the classic
RA Board Members Consider Replacing Wallabies Coach Mid-World-Cup For Sugar Hit Confidence Boost
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s embattled Wallabies continue their fall from grace, as they stare down a possibility of
Dutton Distressed By How Many ‘Inner City Elites’ Seem To Live In Towns Like Ballarat And Cairns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of cult-like misinformation and hysterical fear-mongering from the Opponents of an Indigenous
Fiji Rugby Begin Planning The Webb Ellis Trophy’s First Ever Kava Ceremony
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s Rugby World Cup campaign has been put on skates overnight, with the once-minnow
Despair Grows As Nation Starts To Realise Collingwood Might Not FuckIt Up This Time
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact “Oh dear God please don’t let it happen.” This and similar despairing prayers
NSW Police Say They’d Love To Stop Gang Shootings But Then Who’s Gonna Shut Down All The Fun Pubs?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you’ve tuned out of the fairly low-key coverage of Sydney’s very
Farmers Now Open To Wind Energy After Renewables Sector Describe It As ‘Air Shearing’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A brilliant piece of rebranding might see Aussie farmers flock to renewable power by rebranding wind
Referendum Providing Best Material For A Social Media Cull Since Vax Rollout
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With just a month to go until the referendum, some Australians are looking forward to promoting/
Legalise Cannabis Party Puts Forward A Bill And You’ll Never Guess What For
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a throwback to the sort of headlines that we thought were ruining the world back
Local Girl Dying To Know Full Yarn After Spotting Old High School Frenemy Selling Expensive Ring On Facebook Marketplace
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news from Betoota’s social scene, a wedding is off and a