Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Bureau of Meteorology Says Property Developers Are About To Learn Why They’ve Been Warning Them Against Building These Fucking Windless Black And Grey Hell Scapes On The Low-Lying Outskirts Of Major Cities Without So Much As A Fucking Tree To Sit Under
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a premature Spring heatwave already making it’s mark in late September, Australia’s working
Workplace Hot Mess Opens Up The Pores After Gruelling 5 Minute Walk From Car To His Desk
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Workplaces around the country are currently facing the type of heat that has no business making
Boyfriend Being A Shithead Has No Idea He’s Going To Absolutely Cop It In The Sims Later
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman pushed to the edge by her boyfriend’s need to be the Devil’
Political Party Behind The Copper Wire NBN And 2016 Census Meltdown Wants To Build Nuclear Reactors
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the nation hits 30 degrees before 10am in the hottest September on record, the Federal
Awww: Queensland Lefties Try To Support Voice But End Up Sounding Like Cronulla Riots Protestors
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The unhinged political undertow that exists in Queensland was on show for all over the weekend,
Report: Seriously, Go And Get Fucked
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Even though it is the month of September, many retailers have made Christmas supplies available for
Mentioning The Word ‘Treaty’ Sees Warren Mundine Removed From No Campaign Like An Opponent Of Stalin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT And just like that, Warren Mundine has vanished from any of the Liberal Party’s campaign
‘Men Are Visual Creatures’ Explains Bloke Who Looks Like He Gets Dressed In The Dark
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact “You don’t understand Laura, men are visual creatures.” This is the excuse local man Timothy
Hundreds Of Boomers Rally On Hottest September Day In History To Protest Against Changing Anything
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NOTHING IS WRONG: After hiding away for 6 months behind keyboards, the No Camp has finally
City Worker Finally Important Enough To Do Away With Email Etiquette
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A poorly worded success story has begun in the Betoota Old City District today as a
“We Couldn’t Help But Notice You Across The Room” Say Cool Bisexual Couple To Man Wearing Giant Hat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Feeling the burning sensation of two pairs of eyes boring into him from across the room,
Wild Scenes As GWS Players Swamped At Sydney Airport By Tens Of Their Fans
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact BIG BIG SOUND: There were wild scenes in Sydney Airport this morning, as footage