Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Queensland Promises To Stop Saying ‘GayFL’ If The Lions Win A Fourth Flag
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brisbane Lions are embracing its first grand final week since 2004 with just three players
Girlfriend Who’s Never Been Into Blokey Comedy Before Suspiciously Very Keen On Watching C*A*U*G*H*T
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has consistently rebuffed her boyfriend’s attempts to get her interested in blokey
Mortgage Broker Quietly Hoping New Clients Don’t Know They Can Ask For Trailing Commissions As Cash Back
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact “This is the best deal you’re going to get, guys,” Mortgage Broker Matthew Sicily (34)
MCC Members Reluctantly Install Mother Energy Taps For Cashed Up Collingwood Supporters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brisbane Lions have landed themselves a spot in the 2023 AFL grand final, with a
Non-Footy Guy Attempts To Drag Convo Back To Average Cruising Speed Of The Broad-Tailed Hummingbird
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact Passionate Zoology student, Daniel Shorten (25), hates September as much as he loves specialising
“It’s Coming Home!” Says Queenslander Who Doesn’t Know Much About Aussie Rules
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact “How good is the other Football?!” Brisbane resident Darcy Salmon (32) shouted at a
Nervous-Wreck Pies Fan Probably Not Going To Enjoy This Match Any More Than Last Week’s Match
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact Lifelong Collingwood Magpies supporter, Sarah Gilbert (40), will surely cark it if this AFL
Report: The Kevolution Will Be Televised.
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT TV audiencve around Brisbane have been encouraged to gather round and bear witness as tonight the
“Macca, Indooroopilly.” Says Broncos Fan To Complete Stranger Joining Him On Sydney Strike Attack
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The great migration of Broncos and Lions tragics begins today, as the nation’s proudest and
Marketing Manager Reclines With Glass Of Scotch After Several Hours Discussing What Font To Use In Brochure
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Marketing and Branding manager paid a fuck load to make everyone else’s jobs difficult
“Apparently There Are A Few Football Matches On This Weekend” Laughs Local ‘Sportsball’ Intellectual
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local corporate creative from Betoota’s Old City District claims to have not even noticed
Naarm Settler Hopes NDIS Royal Commission Can Explain Why ADHD Isn’t Treated The Same As Quadriplegia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Royal Commission into Violence, Abuse, Neglect and Exploitation of People with Disability will hand its