Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Advice Column | Invest Your Life Savings on Stock Tips From Mates
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Advice Column | Clear Out The Auction’s Competition By Letting Bidders Under 50 Know ‘This Will Be One Of My Weekenders’
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Are you a wise boomer looking to secure your next holiday home but don’
“I Hate This Shithole City” Sighs Man Coming Into Sydney
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man in Sydney for business this week has told The Advocate that
Your Summer Guide To Australia’s Diverse Range Of Emotionally Stunted Fuckboys
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Worried about finding yourself in the arms of a fuckboy this Summer? Follow this guide for
Youth Crime: Broncos And Lions Flags Just Big Signs Saying ‘Rob This House’ During Finals Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tens of thousands of Queenslanders are flying south this weekend to support their teams in their
Coles Introduce Attack Dogs To Tackle Shoplifting Caused By Breaking Human Spirit With Automation
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Major supermarket chain Coles have this week announced that they will be rolling out attack dogs
Local IT Guy Talks About His Energy Drinks Like An Expert Sommelier Writing For The New York Times
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A man who sits behind a computer making sure other computers are working in a computer
Tino Fa’asuamaleaui Embraces Gold Coast Culture With Scarface-Inspired Linen Suit At 2023 Dally Ms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL’s biggest names gathered at the Royal Randwick Racecourse in Sydney overnight for the
“Wait So We’re Supposed To Support The Black One??” Says Sky News Redneck Overwhelmed By Jacintas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Jacinta Allan has been sworn in as Victoria’s 49th premier after being elected unopposed by
Boyfriend Struggling To Understand How Using Full Stops In His Text Messages Means He’s Angry At Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself trying, and failing, to explains the nuances of text messages
Tigers Prepare For 2024 By Fielding 13 Balmain Mums Who Live Next To People Who Host House Parties
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After yet another abysmal season, the Wests Tigers board have decided to take the team in