Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Millennial Woman Watching Mean Girls Musical Trailer Deeply Hurt By ‘This Isn’t Your Mother’s Mean Girls’ Line
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local millennial woman has had her biggest taste of mortality since Bindi Irwin got married,
McChungus Begins Day With Hotcakes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man, or McChungus, began his day in typical fashion by dining in
Albo Labels China Visit A Roaring Success After Trading Wests Tigers For The Guangzhou Rams
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has capped off a successful trip to China this week
86 Year Old Woman Seeing Chiropractor About A Tender Lower Back Given The WWE Special
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some developing news, an elderly woman has reportedly been taken to hospital this afternoon after
Bloke Warning Against ’15 Minute Cities’ Just Describing His Hometown Before It Was Gutted Of Industry And Services
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you are still recovering from the ‘Aboriginal Land Tax’ or any number of other
Communications Ombudsman Tells Optus To Just Hand Over Their Mobile Coverage To SBS
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of communications related disputes have finally commented on the Optus debacle. Prone
Millennial Parents Worry Optus Crash Could Result In Australian Kids Discovering How To Play
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia’s largest telecommunications providers is experiencing a massive nationwide outage on mobile and
Melbourne Bloke Who Got Home At 5AM Now Can’t Get To The Office Because Trains Are Down And His Home Wifi Is Allegedly Optus Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Melbourne bloke has caught a once in a lifetime lucky break today, after waking up
“So It’s Proper Fucked Today?” Asks Optus User Who Just Assumed She Was In One Of 350k Black Spots
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman has finally learnt that she probably won’t be getting any telephone reception
Nation Orders Glenn Maxwell To Fall Off A Golf Buggy Before Every World Cup Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The cricketing nation of Australia has today put in a polite request to the Biggest Show
Breaking: Mate’s Melbourne Cup Tip Just Crossed The Finish Line
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the city of Melbourne, your mate’s tip has finally crossed
Corporate Divorcee Starting To Say Some Things He Can’t Take Back After 8 Hour Cup Function
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pat McKlint (divorced, 54) has been heard slurring at the top of his voice as he