Epic Troll As Bloke Gets A Round Of Heaps Normals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A rather odd young man has played a rather odd prank on his mates
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Winter Serves As Ceasefire in Mum’s War Against Antkind
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Much like the weather, a local war has gone cold this week as the season of
“I’m So Much More Productive In The Office” Says Local Girl Using Three Monitors to Plan Her 2024 Wedding
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Senior PR consultant has spoken to The Advocate today, highlighting why she loves
Boys Chat Argue Over Which Era Of Dave Grohl They’ll Represent At Foo Fighter Spectacular
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A fierce debate has erupted in a WhatsApp chat this evening as a group
Grown Man Justifies His Financially-Reckless Purchase By Calling It A ‘Toy’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On top of Simon Pooley’s wardrobe, half full of $300 polyester suits and
Shock As Millennial Buys Her Weekly Lottery Ticket And Realises She’s Become Her Mother
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Betoota Ponds based allied health professional Tamara Hill (33) has had to sit down on a
Scotty From Silverwater Chops Off His Ears To Avoid Getting Put In General Population Over Robodebt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has again today begun preparations for the possibility of a life
Woman Sick Of Dating Apps Just Going To Loiter Next To 7-Eleven Pie Station At 5:00am Looking Real Nice
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After getting ghosted halfway through a promising interaction on Hinge for the second time this month,
Codependent Bestie Messages Through An ‘Oi BITCH’ After Mate Dares To Take Too Long To Respond
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds marketing copywriter has had her inner bogan unearthed this morning, after her best
Man Whose Entire Identity Based On Hatred Of Dictator Dan Pretends To Give A Fuck About Comm Games
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “He’s just embarrassed us, mate” says local ex-government vehicle sales rep, Donnie Caster (53)
Local Fuckboy Nails Winter Trend by Borrowing Dad’s Lambswool Quarter Zip
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local fuckboy is staying cosy in a beer garden this evening after helping
Scotty From Silverwater Approaches The Only Two Eshays In Cronulla For Tips On How To Survive Jail
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most unemployable man in Australian public life, former Prime Minister Scott Morrison, has today realised
‘I Highly Recommend Backpacking Through South America By Yourself’ Says Man To Female Friend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Mimi Devon has today been reminded that not everyone lives their life in constant