Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Optus Offer Customers A Handful Of Really Valuable Magic Beans As Compensation For National Outage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Embattled Australian telco provider Optus has gone above and beyond in their efforts to acknowledge the
Oztag Loss Compounded By The Fact Opposition Has A Silly Team Name
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A round of post Oztag beers are failing to hit the sweet spot tonight
White People Let Out A Small Cheer After Hearing Particularly Loud Rumble Of Thunder
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A group of office workers have this afternoon been positively titillated by the weather, after their
Queenslander Visiting Sydney Imagines What This City Would Look Like If It Had Some Real Pubs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fitzroy River man, Graeme Kidston (59) has spent the last week in Sydney giving his waterpoof
“Bottomless Brunch Is Great Value” Explains Girlfriend As If She Doesn’t Realise You Can Get A Family Sized Pizza And A Carton For Like 80 Bucks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman is today being given a lesson in Boy Math. The impromptu crash course
Filipino Neighbours Casually Sing The Shit Out Of Ja Rule & Ashanti’s ‘Mesmerize’ While Blind During 3am Karaoke Session
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact In a boozy spectacle that defied both time and sobriety, a group of Filipino mates
Boomer Who Thinks The Youth Don’t Know How The World Works Really Keen For That Free iPhone
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local boomer who often laments that the younger generation “doesn’t understand how the world
NSW Premier Says Anyone That Went To Europe Over Winter Will Be Banned From The Beach This Summer
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a bold move by Chris Minns, the NSW premier has announced a 3 month ban
Smoke Alarm Low Battery Beep A Daily Reminder Local Woman Has Bigger Problems On Her Plate
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an ironic twist of fate, the persistent low battery beep of a smoke alarm has
Gentrification Complete As Bahn Mi Place Now Accepts Card
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT As gentrification marches on across Australia’s cities, one institution that has held strong against the
Council Meeting Dedicates 45 Minutes To Local Boomer’s Increasingly Deranged Concerns About Society
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Last night’s Betoota Downs Council meeting went just about as well as anyone would have
“Yeah So, That’ll Be $14 670.58” Says Vet Just Having A Guess How Much Doggo Cost To Fix
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter veterinarian pretty much made up the cost to fix a dog