Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Ice Bath Enthusiast Accused Of Referring To His Mum By Her First Name And Other Psychopathic Behaviours
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a chilling discovery, local ice bath enthusiast and self-proclaimed stoic Finbar Collins (32) has
Former Long Term Bachelor Still Stands By His Theory That Doritos With Melted Cheese Is A Respectable Meal
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a bold culinary declaration that has raised some eyebrows, former long-term bachelor Eli Beshire
Campbelltown Uso The Only Person In Australia Getting To See All Four Of Taylor’s Sydney Shows
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In entertainment news, a security guard from Western Sydney has been handed a golden
Tasmanians Asked One More Time If They Are Sure They Don’t Want A Multimillion Dollar Stadium
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With a state election campaign currently underway, news reading mainlanders have received a timely reminder that
Nation’s Off-Season Girlfriends Thanked For Their Service Ahead Of Round 1
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A hard-working and valued group of Australian women have been recognised today, both for their
Crowd At Bob Marley Movie Must Have Swam In The Pool With Their Eyes Open
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota cinema owner Glen Brooks is one of many cinlicans who has observed a strange new
Washed Up Veteran Accepts Fate And Signs 2 Year Contract With Gold Coast Suns
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A former rising star of the AFL has today met a fate written in the stars
Liberals Tell Hormonal Female Voters To Stop Making A Big Deal About Them Picking Another Scomo-Lookalike Over 2 Women In Dunkley
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT The Liberal Party has had to release an official statement today urging female voters to
“No, I Can’t Get My Wedding Suit From There. That’s The Old Albo,” Says PM Walking Past Marrickville Metro Tarocash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has told himself no this afternoon and exercised a bit of
End Of Human Kind Nears As How To Last Longer In An Ice Bath Surpasses ED For Google Searches
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The last days of humanity may be approaching faster than first thought. While plenty of theories
Coles CEO Leah Weckert Unwinds By Burning Ants With Magnifying Glass After Stressful Few Days
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Coles CEO Leah Weckert has taken time this morning to shake off some stress
Bluey Animator Fired For Discreetly Suggesting Bandit And Chilli Have A Cuck Chair
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An animator for Bluey has been fired this week, as eagle eyed parents watching the hit