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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Katter Says The Only Way To Break Up The Woolworths And Coles Duopoly Is To Increase Our Intake Of Greeks And Italians Because Your Average Australian Unfortunately Lacks Both The Immigrant Ambition And Merchant Instinct Required To Open A Corner Shop And
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Coles and Woolworths have been put on notice to “do the right thing” as Prime Minister
Manly Deny Vegas Trip Has Anything To Do With Escaping Sydney On Mardi Gras Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles have been in embroiled in another scandal this week, after damning
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Dad Keeps His Blink 182 Renaissance Alive By Refusing To Come Out Of His Room
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‘Clean Girl’ Aesthetic Conveniently Gives Way To ‘Mob Wife’ Look As Hairdresser Raises Price For Root Touch Up
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT SOPRANOS ERA: As the dust settles on 2023’s ‘Clean Girl’ aesthetic, the wave of
Perth Leftie Finds Herself A Bit Uncomfortable With Sydney’s Multiculturalism
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Mother Goes Into Cardiac Arrest When Offspring Rips Off Clothing Tag Without Using Scissors
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT USE THE SCISSORS: In a heart-pounding incident, a mother in Betoota’s suburban locale
Bloke Who Prides Himself On Upholding Strong Bro Code Values Slides Into Mates Ex’s DM With A Fire Emoji
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT In a shocking turn of events, a self-proclaimed guardian of the Bro Code has
‘It’s A Tax Deductible’ Says Local Girl With No Idea How The Australian Tax System Works
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT THIS ONE’S ON THE BUSINESS CARD: In a stunning display of financial audacity, Jenny
Brazilian BBQ Waiter Shakes Head In Disgust After Patron That’s Eaten 4kg Of Red Meat Finally Taps Out
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A bearded chungus who put away over four-kilos of red meat in one
Woman Who Turns Tomato Red When She Exercises Definitely Not Trying That Run Club Dating Trend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local single woman has today confirmed she has absolutely no interest in trying to find
Lana Del Rey Fan Chuckles At Basic Swifties Who Think Travis Kelce Would Be A Better Lover Than JFK
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