Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Blink 182 Fan Books In Acupuncture After Two Hours Of Standing Up And Nodding Intensely
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Central Coast man is researching the benefits of Chinese medicine this week as
Grotty Housemate’s Urine Aim Almost As Inconsistent As His Toothpaste Spit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Calls for an emergency share house meeting are growing this week as a group
Ticket Inspectors Sweep Through Tram Like Sardaukar Soldiers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A fearless troop of bloodthirsty mercenaries have been sighted in downtown Betoota this morning
Please, It’s On Me’, Flirts Blink 182 Dad To Taylor Swift Mum As He Open His Velcro Chain Wallet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The bloke in question, Dominic Hynes, 36, is said to have been attending the show with
Child Of Immigrants Still Haunted By Skype Ringtone
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Ukrainian-Australian girl Anna Kovalenko (26) has recently had shivers sent down her spine after
Melbourne Demons Call Emergency Pint And Punt Sesh At A Pub In Sorrento
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The AFL’s most ‘prestigious’ club has today called an emergency meeting to try and stop
Local Bloke Not Sure If Irish Mates Favourite Sport Is Even A Real Thing Or A Picnic Game
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a display of cultural confusion, local man David Wu (29) finds himself scratching his head
Wedding Planner Awaits Arrival Of Bride’s Family With Tray Of Roman Crownies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An in-demand wedding planner and shown what sets her apart from the other
“Live Concerts Are Back” Says Swiftie Who Must’ve Missed Kerser’s Final Tour
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Swifties around the country are claiming that pop star Taylor Swift’s tour is one
Study By Commercial Real Estate Lobby Shares Projections Of What Working From Home Will Do To People Long Term
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new study into the dangers of working from home have been released by
Hole In The Ozone Layer Doubles After Taylor And Taylor’s Boyfriend Catch A Private Jet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The planet is today in crisis. After years of escalating climate related disasters and more extreme
Brie Cheese Easily Outlasts First Round Of Bickies Without A Dent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brie cheese has once again proven that it is a true stayer, as a group