Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Sydney Woman Finally Arrives Home From Homebush After Last Night’s Taylor Swift Concert
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Sydney woman is in a deep slumber, it can be confirmed. Bridie Henson (29) from
Australian Mums Absolutely Taking Robert Irwin’s Side Post Break Up
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact I’D LOVE HIM TO MEET MY STACEY: Australian mums have united this week after it
“Go On! You’re Free Now, Pigeon!” Cries Rugby CEO Phil Waugh As He Makes The Marketing Pigeon Redundant
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rugby Australia CEO Phil Waugh has made the difficult decision today to make the
Kim Beazley Hits Up Albo’s Bux Chat To See If Anyone Has A Dexies Guy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The frantic logistics surrounding the Prime Minister’s upcoming bucks party continues today, as Labor Party
Bloke Making Fun Of Swifties Secretly Yearns For A Friendship Bracelet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke who’s had it up to his ears with all this Taylor Swift
Millennial Making Work Powerpoint Presentation Unable To Refrain From A Good Old Fashioned Dissolve Transition
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman who refuses to believe in generational stereotypes has today outed herself as a
“These Swifties Are Obnoxious” Says Man Who Yells “Kick You Fucking Donkey” At Pub TV Every Saturday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local arbiter of good taste has today offered up his unsolicited thoughts on the Swiftiemania
Swifties Having Their AirBnB Cancelled At The Last Minute Learn Important Lesson To Just Book A Hotel
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Short-term rental platform AirBnB is a pox on our delicate society and should
Dad Finally Starting To Get Into The Taylor Singalongs During 6 Hour Train Commute Back To Central
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT American pop sensation Taylor Swift is reported to have a new fan this evening
Report: Homebush Hasn’t Seen This Many Horse Girls Since The 2000 Olympics Equestrian Events
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news from the harbour city, Sydney’s public transport system is on
New Band That Sounds Like Paramore Is Just Paramore
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In recent years, radio listeners have observed a new phenomenon where various bands and artists have
Mum Doesn’t Understand Why MAFS Can’t Just Pick Six Nice Boys
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Is there other life in the universe? How do bicycles work? Why do TV journalists put