Australian Crypto Bro In Dubai Says It Isn't That Bad If You Don't Check Your Phone Or Go Outside
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A part time podcaster and Australian crypto trader has reassured his followers that Dubai is totally
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Arrival Of Fireball Shots At Work Christmas Party Informs Big Fella It’s Now Okay To Untuck The Shirt
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local big unit has let out a seismic sigh of relief this evening
Local Introvert Rehearses Polite “No thanks” Gesture 200 Metres Before Encountering Charity Pest
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local introvert Dylan Fernie (28), has reportedly spent over 2 minutes rehearsing the elusive “no thanks”
Selfish Young Person Apologises For Driving Up Inflation But She Can’t Really Ignore A Root Canal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A decadent young person, who has already disconnected the internet from her flat and is now
“Paper Straws Are Annoying” And Other Things You Can Say When Struggling To Stand Out From The Crowd
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a world swamped with conformity, one brave individual has emerged from the masses to boldly
Prime Minister Joins Kyle And Jackie O To Discuss The Weirdest Place He’s Ever Had A Wank
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of Australia has today taken time out of his busy schedule to talk
Excitable Local Idiot Once Again Finds Himself Agreeing To Early Morning Weekend Exercise
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke has yet again proven that he doesn’t really know himself that
Mum Rejoices As Work Christmas Party Falls On Same Night As Kids Shitty Christmas Pageant
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Betoota mother of three is leaping for joy this evening after being gifted
Local Lawn King Kept Awake All Night Obsessing About How He’s Gotta Fix Up Those Edges
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The curator of one of Betoota’s finest suburban lawns is struggling to get
Local Diva Sends Family Reverse-Wishlist With All The Shit She Doesn’t Want For Christmas
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Hailee Martin has rarely done well at Christmas. Thanks to having one parent that
RBA Chief Michele Bullock Wants People Under 35 To Simply Exist To Service A Mortgage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The new Reserve Bank boss Michele Bullock has signalled the central bank’s intent
Local Goat Can’t Help But Feel A Bit Betrayed By Farmer After Being Sold To The Nepalese Chefs From The Pub And Forced Into The Boot Of Their Mitsubishi Magna
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local farmer explained to The Advocate this afternoon that he recently sold a
Office Worker With Problem Client Browses Their FB Profile To See If They Look Like A Clown In Real Life Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A frustrated office worker at her wits end with a needy client has today done a