Australian Crypto Bro In Dubai Says It Isn't That Bad If You Don't Check Your Phone Or Go Outside
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A part time podcaster and Australian crypto trader has reassured his followers that Dubai is totally
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Office Worker To Spend Monday Rehabilitating An Inbox Absolutely Annihilated By Black Friday Sales
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Christmas less than a month away, Edwina Stafford (27) has a lot to do before
New Zealand’s Version Of Bob Katter Says Well You Scoundrels Thought I’d Carked It But Ya Can’t Keep A Good Kiwi Down, Matter Of Fact, Those Who Danced On My Political Grave In 2020 After An Unpredicted Election Loss In The Midst Of Unfathomable Global Un
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New Zealand has finally agreed to a three-party coalition government, nearly a month and half
Ridley Scott Wastes $200 Million In Futile Attempt At Making Greatest Napoleon Movie Of All Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man behind a swathe of classic and well loved movies has this year wasted a
Maccas 30 Days Of Deals Sees Local Bargain Hunter Attempt His Own Supersize Me Mission
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A brave local man has today spoken to The Advocate about the biggest month of his
Dutton Declares Islamophobia Is Back On The Menu After Being Buoyed By Dutch Election Result
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has told reporters in Canberra today that Islamophobia is back
Perth Mayor Removes Bus Stops From CBD After Complaints That Public Transport Attracts Poor People
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Perth mayor Basil Zempilas is committed to the social cleansing of Western Australia’s capital city,
Local Woman Celebrates Black Friday By Buying Quite A Few ‘Washed Potatoes’ At Self Serve
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As today officially marks ‘Black Friday’, people all around the nation are helping themselves to savings
Average Aussie Soccer Fan Just Noticed The A-league Season Started A Month Ago
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a not so surprising revelation, a quintessential Australian soccer enthusiast has just realized, a month
Starving Bloke Halfway Through 18 Holes Runs the Roulette on Roast Beef & Cheese Sambo From Pro Shop
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A weekend warrior has decided to risk his life this afternoon by tucking into
Report: New Mystery Respiratory Illness In China Could Help Fight Inflation By Forcing Everyone Over 55 Inside Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A radical plan put forward by the South Betoota Polytechnic College Minksy School of
Exhaust Pipe On Local Concreter’s Hilux Found To Be The Suburban Equivalent Of A Farmhouse Rooster
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The canon on the back of a local motor vehicle has today been identified as the
Bloke Having Dart And Energy Drink In Sun Enjoying A Tasting Flight Of Future Illnesses
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Betootan sampled a tasting flight of future illnesses today as he started his day