Australian Crypto Bro In Dubai Says It Isn't That Bad If You Don't Check Your Phone Or Go Outside
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A part time podcaster and Australian crypto trader has reassured his followers that Dubai is totally
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Boys Come Together To Farewell 5’5 Mate Who’s Off To The North Pole To Work In Santa’s Factory
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A couple of all-time legends put on a brave face last night as
Cost Of Living Crisis Causes Local Yuppie To Discreetly Use Buy Now / Pay Later App At Cafe
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a bid to maintain their pre-cost living crisis lifestyle, a local yuppie has been
91% Of Boat Party Spent Documenting Boat Party
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A boat party on Lake Betoota has gone down an absolute treat, it can be confirmed
Local Queenslander Wakes Up With A Chest Full Of Gravel After Getting On The Reverse Cough Syrup
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Queenslander has woken up with with a husky voice this morning, after treating himself
Solo Roll Out New Pop Up Question To Guarantee No One Under The Age Of 18 Consumes Hard Rated
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Solo, the nation’s favourite thirst crushing brand has today revealed a solution to one of
City Man Returns From First Camping Weekend With Dreams Of ‘Cutting A Lap’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A man who hammers out emails for a living won’t shut up about
Everyone In Friendship Circle All Weddinged Out By Time Stragglers Gets Engaged
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A mid-thirties friendship circle has mustered up what little enthusiasm they have left as the
Old School Tradie Takes His First Solid Shit Since 1996 After Drinking Water Instead Of Ice Coffee
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota builder, Dolph Kennyson (62) has today experienced the unfamiliar sensation of laying cable for the
DIY Architect Puts Finishing Touches On Her North Gold Coast Home With Quirky Driveway Design
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Nerang woman is today revelling in the marvels of her handiwork. Gold Coast local Chantelle
“Gen Z Aren’t Going To The Pub” Says Publican Selling Jugs That Cost More Than An MDMA Cap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It appears that millennials have officially handed over the ‘killing an industry’ baton to Gen Z,
Liberals Again Propose Terrific Plan For Young People To Drain Super To Make Housing Affordable (?)
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR RETIREMENT? With very little political cut-through since they celebrated the unsuccessful
Foreign Tradie Mocked By Foreman For Completing Job Quickly And To A High Standard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Dutch roofer has been chastised by his boss this morning for completing a