Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Awkward Balkan Bloke Gives His Date The Ič
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A young slavic lad has provided his heritage branded style of awkwardness and given his Tinder
Tasmania Labor Explain Why They Won’t Form Government With Greens: “Have You Seen These Freaks?!”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a lengthy leadership trying to win over voters who are now alomst completely detached from
Local Florist Slaps Some Extra Zeros To The Bill Upon Hearing Customer Is Also Dress Shopping
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT WEDDING TAX: Local florist Becky Maycroft has taken the term “wedding tax” to new heights
Elderly Greek Man Fears Death Of His Community Is Around The Corner After Seeing A Yuppie On A Cargo Bike
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An elderly Greek-Australian has spoken to The Advocate today regarding the horror that’
Bachelor With Soda Stream And Fresh Gas Canister Just Showing Off At This Point
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a jaw-dropping display of domestic extravagance, local bachelor Matt Denis (29), has left friends
Young Townie Couple Beat Friends To Next Milestone By Getting Divorced Before 30th Birthdays
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Bree and Brendon Thompson just can’t stop kicking goals. The trailblazing young couple from Betoota
Persecuted Landlords Might Have To Sell One Of Their Properties After Entire Taxation System And Generational Wealth Is Unable To Protect Every Single Investment From The Real World
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A scary reality is facing some of Australia’s most vulnerable people this year, as tough
Report Finds 90% Of Blokes Who Drive A Ute, While Dressed Head To Toe In RMs, Work Behind A Desk
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some surprising news (or unsurprising, given who you ask), it’s alleged up to 90%
LNP Announce Youth Crime Plan: Make Young People Stay At Home And Play Video Games With Their Loving Parents Next To A Crackling Fireplace After A Hearty Dinner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland’s October election will be fought over youth crime, it has been confirmed. After nearly
Faded Frangipani Sticker On Back Of Window Suggests A Bogan Babe Once Owned This Car
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An artefact from a bygone era has been spotted in a Betoota Ponds car park today,
Chooks Fan Packs Away Jersey After Attending His One Annual Live Match 10 Minutes From Home
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A brand new “retro-style” Roosters jersey has been handed into a Bondi Junction
ABC Reporters Compete To Find The Most Unrelatable Subjects To Interview For Story About Struggles Of The Common Man
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of reporters from the Betoota office of our national broadcaster has been