Australian Crypto Bro In Dubai Says It Isn't That Bad If You Don't Check Your Phone Or Go Outside
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A part time podcaster and Australian crypto trader has reassured his followers that Dubai is totally
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Silly Rich Freak Gets Himself A Silly Rich Freak’s Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter weirdo has walked past every other car on our town’s
Dinner Treated With Extreme Caution After Mum Confesses That She’s Tried Something New
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An unspoken shock and horror permeated through A Betoota family household this evening, as mum reveals
Rumours Of An OnlyFans Account The Biggest Source Of Gossip In Small Country Town Since Mayor’s Affair
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The small town of Casmore is this week revelling in some serious excitement. Famous for being
Broken Lock On Door Of Public Toilet Tests Occupant’s Core Strength
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bryan Hatton has spent the last 24 minutes wrestling with the gruelling task of taking a
“Same Shit” Says Australian After Confusing Canadian Accent For American
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a classic display of laidback ignorance, Australian man Myles Pereira (48) has declared Canadians and
“Everyone Should Move To Canberra” Says Mate With Extremely Niche Job At The National Seed Bank
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The catastrophic Australian housing crisis is now starting to bleed out into every facet of society,
8 Giant Corporations That Are Doing A Bit Better At Saving Money Than You Stupid Peasants
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Doing it tough at the moment? Struggling with the bills? Having your heart sink when the
Cousin Who Just Finished 1st Year At Regional Uni Returns For Christmas With Supreme Piss Fitness
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As families begin gathering for early Christmas celebrations, the cousins who were not 18 last year
Pauline Bangs A Few Keys Of Ket At The Wave Rock Weekender In Defence Of Free Speech
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Senator Pauline Hanson has defended her recreational use of equine tranquilizer at a West
Snoop Dogg Now Working On Grunge Album After Weed Withdrawals Result In Introspective Mood Swings
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Hip-hop icon Snoop Dogg has reportedly embarked on the production of a grunge album, blaming
Local Chihuahua On Its Way To Fuck Up The Biggest Dog In The Park
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights chihuahua has today proven that what he doesn’t have in size, he
Rugby Australia Makes Extraordinary Decision To Anoint First Ever Catholic Into Chairman’s Role
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time in the history of Australian rugby union, a man baptised into the