Arnott's Bird Taken In For H5N1 Avian Flu Testing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An icon of Australian pantries and lunch boxes has caused a scare today, after being whisked
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Nationals Senator Ross Cadell Makes The Politically Fatal Mistake Of Interrupting Bob Katter While He Was Making A Fairly Decent Point About The Gutless Price-Gouging Of Australia’s Supermarket Duopoly Or Should I Say Supermarket Cartel Because They Opera
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Temperes have flared outside a Senate inquiry investigating the major supermarkets this afternoon, as the unknown
Twiggy Forrest Buys The Beloved And Iconic Australian Flavoured Condom Brand Ansell
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Celebrity billionaire Andrew ‘Twiggy’ Forrest has acquired another iconic Australian business this week as
Mum And Daughter Take A Break From Discussing Crimes To Talk About Missing Kate Middleton
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As conspiracies around the missing royal Kate Middleton continue to grow wilder, a local mother and
NSW Gov: “Don’t Worry, More Shitbox Apartments Are On The Way! Stop Leaving Sydney!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New South Wales Government has made a promise to young Sydneysiders looking to
Heatwave Forces Tasmanians To Send Their Most Intrepid Son To Mainland In Search Of Fabled “Pedestal Fan”
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT As Tasmania’s night time temperatures soared to the unprecedented heights of 24 degrees this past
Wifi Password On Router Conveniently Placed Alongside 4 Other 10 Digit Numbers That No One Ever Uses
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man Mike Mercer (26) has revealed to one of his guests that the WIFI password
NRL Judiciary’s Week-Long Decision Spares Leniu The Horror Of Returning For Round 9 In The Cauldron
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week of allowing moronic public debate around what is and isn’t racist, The
Royal Family Confirms Prince Louis’s 360 Shove-It On The Tech Deck Was Not Digitally Altered
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As conspiracies rage about the whereabouts of Kate Middleton, a digitally altered image posted to social
Winter Cancelled
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s peak meteorological body has declared that winter has been cancelled this
Control Freak Office Worker Watches On Incognito As Her Colleagues Go Through Her Google Doc
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT I CAN SEE YOU: In an display of corporate paranoia, a watchful micro-manager takes
Movie About Men Destroying The Earth Outperforms Women Being Nice
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some unsurprising news, a movie about men destroying the earth has completely dominated the Oscars,
Dog From Anatomy Of A Fall Wins Award For Best Boy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some news that shows the world isn’t so bad after all, the dog from