Arnott's Bird Taken In For H5N1 Avian Flu Testing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An icon of Australian pantries and lunch boxes has caused a scare today, after being whisked
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Local Girl’s Sexually Charged DMs Descend Into Crush Sending Nothing But Mildly Funny IG Reels
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A relationship that started off very promising has unfortunately devolved into memes and Instagram reels, leaving
“PPE? What Am I? A Leftie?” Says Deaf Man Who Thinks Nobody Speaks Clearly Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A mature-age apprentice mocked his fellow tradespeople this morning on a residential site
“Cheese What Are You Still Doing Here!?” Says Bam Bam After Stumbling Across Shoeless Brandon Smith In Vegas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Two weeks after the inaugural NRL Vegas Round, and it seems the people of Nevada are
Foreign Student’s ‘Diploma Of Hospitality Logistics Management’ Is Just Him Delivering Fast Food To Inner-City Chodes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Argentinian national has learned the hard way that studying on this desert continent
Fred Again Accused Of Using 2003 Nutri Grain ‘Make Your Own Music’ CD During Last Night’s Set
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact British DJ Fred Again is today facing a PR nightmare, after being accused of making ‘Kelloggs
Kate Middleton Actually Just At Home In Her Taxpayer-Funded Palace Because She’s A Member Of The Royal Family And Doesn’t Exactly Have To Empty Bedpans For A Living
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some breaking news, The Advocate can reveal that Kate Middleton is, in fact, alive and
Ford Ranger-Owning Manlet Refuses To Drive Ute More Befitting His Size
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local property developer’s offsider has laughed off suggestion he should be behind
International Roast Returns To Betoota Advocate Break Room As Meta Tears Up Media Bargaining Code
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rivers of gold that once flowed from Facebook and Instagram into the newsrooms
This ‘Fred Again’ Bloke Seemingly Touring Australia For Months Now
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT British DJ Fred Again… appears to have been in Australia for months now, with no signs
Nats Quietly Shitting Themselves After Katter Shows Rural Australia It’s Okay To Publicly Berate Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The media protection racket of the National Party looks to have been punctured overnight, as mainstream
Layabout Millennial Has Future Turned Upside Down After Scammers Steal His Inheritance
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove man child is staring down the prospect of having to do
“Yep No Water” Says Muslim Bloke Explaining Ramadan For 4th Time To Inquisitive Atheists At Work
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A software engineer and practicing Muslim, Amir Nayef (26) has been reminded that it’s that