Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Last Days Of Dive Bar Upon Locals As Little Men In Carhartt Jackets Discover It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Flightpath District in Betoota is known for its light industry and local charm.
Inner City Leftie Begrudgingly Admits The Composition In That Photo Was Absolutely Stunning
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After several hours of deep reflection and a natty wine, a local French quarter man has
Local Englishman Finally Sober Enough To Catch Up On This Trump Stuff, Goodness Me
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Englishmen living on Australian soil has reportedly just caught up on the news cycle, shockingly
Competitive Parents Brag About What Suburb They Bought Their Useless Children A Starter Property In
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The latest scuttlebutt from our towns golf courses and hair salons suggests local Baby
Girl Who Once Got Her Tragus Pierced At ‘Off Ya Tree’ Knows Exactly What Trump Is Going Through Right Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Brisbane woman who once had her ear completely fucked up by an Off Ya Tree
With All This Crazy Stuff Happening In The World, Local Man Reckons We Just Do A Spag Bol Tonight Babe
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the potential for major conflicts teeters in the Middle East, Europe and now the United
Nation’s Millennial Women Still Harbour Dreams To One Day Build The Practical Magic House
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can be confirmed that every millennial woman who watched the movie ‘Practical Magic’, still harbours
Spain Sends Military Into Ibiza And Majorca As Geezer Tantrums Worsen
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an unprecedented move, Spain has deployed military forces to Ibiza, Majorca, Benidorm and several other
Trump Comes Out As A Proud Homosexual After Assassin’s Bullet Pierces The Gay Ear
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The US Federal Election is still 100 days away, but the stakes could not be higher.
Local Commercial Construction Project Manager Shocked To Learn Of CFMEU Wrongdoing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local construction project manager said he was shocked to learn this week that
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some incredibly humorous news from Germany this morning, the English football team have once again