Arnott's Bird Taken In For H5N1 Avian Flu Testing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An icon of Australian pantries and lunch boxes has caused a scare today, after being whisked
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That’s Just How It Is: Most Politically Incorrect Person You Know Also Most Dependable In A Crisis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The one friend who says the most offensive things you’ve ever heard come out of
PM Says Key Difference Between ATO Debt Revival Robot And RobotDebt Robot Is The ATO’s Is A Member Of Canberra’s Queer Community
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has lashed suggestion that the Australian Tax Office’s (ATO) new
14 Dead At US School After Disgruntled Student Walks In With A Semi-Automatic TikTok
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad but very predictable news from the home of the brave and the land
Please Think About The Truckies That Might’ve Heard Their Role Model Latrell Mitchell Using Swear Words During A Triple M Post-Match Interview At 10PM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In one of the greatest examples of the Australian media’s delusional sense of self-importance,
Local Dad Knows Nuclear Power Is Safe Because He Routinely Leaves Nuclear Waste In His Laundry Toilet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father has told The Advocate he has no qualms with nuclear
Footloose 2 Taking Place Entirely Online
LOUIS BOURKE | Culture | Contact 40 years later and Footloose 2 is finally here although lovers of traditional movies may be
Bride Picks August Wedding In Hopes That Guest Tax Returns Result In Better Presents
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A local bride-to-be has spoken to The Advocate today about why she’
Mate Rocks Up Looking Like He’s Off To See The Strokes In 2005
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A rather interesting young bloke who says ‘kudos’ instead of ‘congratulations’ has rocked up
Boyfriend’s Canceled Sunday Session Sees Him Quietly Singing Along To Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A moderately hungover local man has today caught himself humming along to a number of Taylor
New Streaming Service Just Every Show And Movie You’ve Previously Given Up On
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As predicted, one of the least anticipated trends of 2024 is the abundance of streaming services
Rental Agent Replaced By AI For More Empathetic, Human Experience
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The leaps and bounds of the artificial intelligence sector have seen bold new innovations that have
Brisbane Intellectuals Ask Bartender If The Keno TV Can Be Used To Play Carlton V Richmond
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the world of AFL football, Carlton have only just bested a limping Richmond by five