Arnott's Bird Taken In For H5N1 Avian Flu Testing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An icon of Australian pantries and lunch boxes has caused a scare today, after being whisked
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Local Doctor Attempts To Ease Nervous Patient By Making ‘Quack Quack’ Sounds With Speculum
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights doctor has raised some eyebrows with her unconventional methods this week, after a
Blokes In Wetsuits Sprinting Through Carpark Suggests Surf Report Must Be Pretty Good This Arvo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the coastal enclave of Glumbucket Heads, it appears as though the
Upper, Middle And Lower Class Australia Can Now Be Defined By Whether You Have Kids, Pets Or Plants
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Australian Bureau of Statistics has released a new definition of socio economic classes today, confirming
Documentary About Western Australians Continues To Break Box Office Records
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In good news for Australian documentary filmmakers, a small independent production is maintaining the
“Righto You Little Pussies. Albo’s Bux. Grand Final Long Weekend. Bali. Locked In” Says Penny
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Foreign Minister Penny Wong has today ticked off a big piece of policy, ensuring that all
“Look At These Fucken-Flyblown-Cunnsathings” Says Grazier Of His Healthy And Well-Fed Sheep
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local grazier has cast his eye over a mob of wethers this morning
Local Boomer Finally Accepts Something Is Deeply Wrong With Housing in This Country: Immigrants
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A semi-retired white goods retailer who lives in a 6 bedroom house with nobody but
Old People’s Home For Media Grads Renewed For Another Season
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular TV show “Old People’s Home For Media Grads” has been renewed for
Educated Young Worker Uses Their Brain And Gets The Fuck Out Of This Country While They Still Can
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A well-educated young worker from our town’s cosmopolitan French Quarter has grown
Russian Opposition Leader Celebrates Receiving Few Enough Votes To Not Get Killed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Russia’s Opposition Leader Nikolai Kharitonov is today swallowing a bitter sweet pill. While made bitter
OH&S Concerns Trigger Debate Over Whether Leichhardt Oval Should Be Turned Into 600 Meriton Apartments Because Wests Tigers Are Simply Too Shit To Justify Spending $40m
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In shocking news for NRL fans who once had a grandfather who lived in Balmain before
Tasmanian Jack Jumpers Begin One Final March To Claim NBL Title Against Melbournegard
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The fabled Tasmanian JackJumpers have today begun their slow but steady march towards an NBL title.