Arnott's Bird Taken In For H5N1 Avian Flu Testing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An icon of Australian pantries and lunch boxes has caused a scare today, after being whisked
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Former Class Clown Successfully Resists Breaking Out Into Song On His Hinge Prompt
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT A FACT ABOUT ME THAT SURPRISES PEOPLE: A local bachelor retained his dignity after creating
Toey Mums Boycott Hollywood Awards Season After Learning Pedro Pascal Is Not Attending Oscars
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | CONTACT WHAT’S THE POINT? It has been rumoured that 2024 awards season hunk Pedro Pascal will
Sydney Swans Supporter Refuses To Enter Pub That Doesn’t Have Polished Floorboards, Or At Least Jade Tiles
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Sydney Swans supporter made headlines today after refusing to grace a local pub with their
Local Girl’s Prayers For Tasty Tax Return Now Invalid After Best Friend Announces A Fucking Destination Wedding
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact Despite working full time at a pet groomer, running a side hustle knitting dog
Adventurous Boyfriend Orders A BLT, Hold The T
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | CONTACT ALL GROWN UP: A 28 year old local man has wowed onlookers today at the Grind
Dog Pretty Sure Mum With Full Basket Of Laundry Is Here To Play Frisbee
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Man and dog have lived side by side for a millenia, yet the nuanced needs of
Man At Age Sweet Spot Where Pimple Appears On Receding Hairline
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota man has experienced the most disappointing (and hopefully fleeting) of rare age sweet spots
ASX 200 Set To Rise Today For Morbid Reasons Completely Detached From Reality
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Australian Securities Exchange has completely spun off the face of the Earth and out into
Bloke From Online Dating Era Gets The Unfollow After Posting A Tatey Opinion About International Women’s Day
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A local porkchop has lost a few Instagram followers today after having a very
Analysts Predict Rebounding Australian Peso Will Almost Reach Parity With Indonesian Rupiah
RORY SALAZAR | Finanace | Contact Back in the 2010s when Australia was great again, an Aussie in Bali could take a
Group Chat Overcome With Deathly Silence After Mate Suggests Actually Doing Something In Real Life
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A group chat with a seemingly endless stream of memes, inside jokes, gossip and local news
Fur Mumma Welcomes Baby Equality As Virgin Plans To Allow Fur Babies In The Cabin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local pet owner has rejoiced somewhat this afternoon after alternate air carrier Virgin