Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Report: Watching Them Lose In The Final Will Be So So God Damn Sweet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Supermarkets, convenience stores and bars in Dortmund are currently being pillaged, after a historic night in
Divorced Parent Hitting The Dating Scene For First Time In Years Revealing Way Too Much Information
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local yummy mummy who’s back on the dating market for the first time in
Local Couple Maintain Strong Relationship By Taking Turns Pointing Out Cat Sleeping In Cute Position
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local couple have confirmed that the secret to their strong relationship is their constant ‘bids
Olympic Diving Scouts Sent To NAIDOC Family Day At Local Community Centre
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT BLAK, LOUD AND PROUD: Betoota’s local rec centre was visited by some of Australia’s
Working Class Suburb Prepares For Over-55s Female Homelessness Crisis After Spotting Poodle In A Puffer Jacket
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group of older women in Betoota’s Flight Path district are today preparing for the
Billy Slater Tells Media That At The End Of The Day, Queenslanders Are All Queenslanders And The State Is United By Being Queenslanders Who Love Queensland, In Queensland
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Queensland Maroons coach Billy Slater has today issued a resounding statement to the poisonous Southern media.
Blind Bulgarian Mystic Baba Vanga Says NSW Blues Will Be Humiliated At Suncorp Like They Always Are
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an unexpected twist to the NRL State of Origin series, a prediction has
Easiest Way To Distinguish Between Type A And B Personalities Is How Long They Hold Onto Umbrellas
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the nation continues to be hit with rain, it’s become even easier to distinguish
Man Wishes He Could Remember Wife’s Phone Number Instead Of Top 10 Pro Skaters Of The Late 1990s
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 40-year-old has today accepted the fact that he no longer has the
Local Man Watches Commercial TV For The First Time In Ages And Just Laughs At How Shit It All Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has returned home this evening to his worn-in couch
Spanish Coach Celebrates Victory By Planting Nonconsensual Kiss On Lips Of Striker Alvaro Morata
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The coach of the Spanish Men’s Football team has today come under fire for a
Australia’s New Anti-Semitism Envoy Disgusted To Learn The NSW Liberal Party Kept Jews Out Of Federal Parliament Until 2016
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of social unrest that has followed the October 7th attacks on Israel, and subsequent