Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Tradhusband Asks If He Can Go To The Pub This Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local tradhusband Martyn Hessman has mustered the courage to ask his wife, Sarah, if
Ponga Joins Reece Walsh And Lindsay Collins In What May Be The Sexiest Maroons Side Of All Time
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Boyish, Rugged and Pensive. Those are the three words used to describe the sexiest trio in
Man Whose Dad And Uncle Had Their Heads Blown Off While In Office Maybe A Bit Skeptical Of The System
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The two major parties vying for glory in the tightly and viciously contested upcoming US election
Brisbane Archbishop Father Mark Coleridge Warns Congregation That God Forgives, The CFMEU Doesn’t
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Archbishop of Brisbane has called for wariness amongst his congregants, as the Queensland State election
John Cena Announces Retirement From WWE Despite Not Being Seen For Decades
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In shocking news from the wrestling world today, legend John Cena has announced his WWE retirement
Flying Arsehole Remains Unrepentant For Chewing Through Local Man’s Cladding
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights resident has returned home this morning to his seven-figure shitbox
Bloke Frustrated About Being ‘Stuck In the Friend Zone’ Probably Not As Frustrated As The Woman Whose Only Male Friend Just Tried To Slowly Lean In For An Open Mouth Pash Like In The Movies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most hopeless romantics has had to go back to the drawing board
Old Codger Wonders When His PT Will Start Helping Him With Stretches Like He Does For Other Client
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A septuagenarian from our town’s aspirational Betoota Heights district has today been left scratching his
9 Photos Of Dane Gagai In Maroon That Will Make Every Blues Fan Admit NSW Don’t Get Origin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Maroons veteran Dane Gagai is back in the Queensland squad ahead of next week’s decider,
Democrats Weigh Up Jimmy Carter As Last Minute Replacement Following Biden’s Cognitive Decline
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT America’s Democratic Party have made a bombshell revelation about who they will be taking to
Australian Media’s Dependence On Real Estate Listings Causes Sydney Asbestos Scandal To Vanish
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s two media most profitable media brands are coming into the new Financial Year at
School Holidays Have Officially Started As Grandson Of Turkish Barber Pulls 9 Hour Shift On Broom
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota Flight Path District resident, John Carbonne (56) has today received confirmation that it’s