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Calls For Useless Arts Degrees To Be Banned As Nation Faces Shortfall Of 90 000 Tradies

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s directionless youths could be forced to do something constructive with their

Tasmanian Liberals To Kill Two Birds With One Stone. Turning New Stadium Into Emergency Housing

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT On the eve of the Tasmanian Election, the current state government have dealt the opposition a

DeRUCCI’s Revolutionary New Mattress Just The Bed-Sized Version Of A Yellowing Boyfriend Pillow

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Once known simply as a ‘mattress company’ – the DeRUCCI Group now describes themselves as ‘sleep technology

Dutton Asks To Be Added To Epstein Flight Logs To Improve His Public Image

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The media team of opposition leader Peter Dutton have put their heads together and had a

Why Not? If Elected Greens Promise Free Money

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although a federal election is still a year and a half away, the Greens Party of

“We Have No Help, No Bank Of Mum & Dad” Say Disadvantaged Millennial Couple Forced To Live At Parent’s Home While Saving For Deposit

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove married couple have distanced themselves from the fiscal areola friends and

Overly Competitive Mate Chooses A Rap Song At Karaoke 

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local competitive bloke, Caleb Yorke (25), has shocked his loved ones at a karaoke bar last

AI To Replace Boyfriend’s Opinion On Outfit Options

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local boyfriend is facing redundancy this week after his girlfriend uncovers the incredible

Friday Arvo: Please Like This Picture Of Sydney Sweeney To Help Boost Our Engagement

Inner City Man Excited For Annual Diversity Injection As Night Markets Begin In Distant Suburb That Only Exists During Ramadan

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a display of unwavering enthusiasm and a commitment to celebrating a multicultural Australia, Tristan Johnson

Melbourne Experiences First Day Of Full Sunshine Since 1999 After Collingwood’s 3rd Straight Loss

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The capital of the nation’s mid north south is today preparing to swelter through its

Brooke Boney Announces Departure From Today Show To Begin Studies At Oxford As First Phase Of 20 Year Plan To Slowly Infiltrate A Twisted Family Of British Aristocrats And Take Their Estate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Today Show newsreader and entertainment reporter, Brooke Boney has announced she will be leaving the top-