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ABC Reporters Compete To Find The Most Unrelatable Subjects To Interview For Story About Struggles Of The Common Man

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of reporters from the Betoota office of our national broadcaster has been

NRL Rocked By Injuries To Star Footballers Who Now Play 35 x 80 Minute Matches Per Year To Keep The Sportsbetting Overlords Happy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just one year after the NRL competition was expanded to include a second Brisbane team, and

Bloke Who Has Photos Like This In His Dating Profile Rejects Claims There’s A Man Drought

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man from Betoota Heights has today moved to calm fears about the dating scene around

Bloke With Really Niche Taste In Copyright-Violating Remixes Yearns For The Youtube To MP3 Days

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Spotify user with an exceptionally niche taste in copyright-violating remixes has expressed a longing

Hugh van Cuylenburg Joins Betoota Talks To Discuss The Resilience Project, The Imperfects And State Of Origin

“Hell Yeah, Mum Got Potato Flataroonies For Tea” Says South Australian

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A big South Australian has thanked his lucky O-Bahns this evening after coming

QLD Premier Says Anyone Complaining About Olympics Costs Will Be Banned From Every Event Except European Handball

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Premier Steven Miles is now realising very quickly that the Greens take-over of

Man That’s Kicked A Few Goals In Life And Bought In Nice Area Coming To Terms With The Fact All His Neighbours Are Fuckwits

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter businessman has come to the conclusion this week that he’s

Introvert Who Just Adopted An Adorable Puppy About To Have Awful Time Walking Through Busy Cafe District

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A poor shy guy from Betoota Heights has had his social anxiety truly tested this week,

Tasmania’s Hung Parliament Meet To Negotiate Who Will Form A Lacklustre Minority Government

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Free Peoples of the South Island have today come together for a historic meeting. The

Nation’s Supermarkets Flooded By Bachelors After Inspired Unemployed Release The ‘Instant Rizz Gummies’

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Supermarkets around the country are today facing shortages not seen since the aftermath of that bloke

Doggies Fan Shatters Stereotypes By Not Being 20-30 Kilos Overweight With A Bald Head And Goatee

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a 32-0 thumping of the Gold Coast Titans at home, The Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs