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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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New Girlfriend Makes Horrifying Realisation That All The Other Missos Have Been Friends For 10 Years
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Queensland Premier Willing To Piss In A Cup To Prove That His Rig Is Full Natty
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland’s 2024 State Election race must be tighter than the newspapers are letting on, as
Rex Largely Unaffected By CrowdStrike Outage As Their Systems Are Run Entirely By A Single Dell Inspiron Running Windows Me
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Country airline Rex has sailed through the recent CrowdStrike outage unscathed, thanks to their
Like This Post If You Think Sydney Sweeney Should Be The Next President Of The United States
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Chronically Anxious Woman And Overly Laidback Boyfriend Surprisingly Do Not Balance Each Other Out
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Senior Democrats Reportedly ‘Sweating’ On Results Of A Facebook Poll From Sydney’s Daily Telegraph
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A growing number of senior Democrats – including Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Steny Hoyer – are reportedly
Sydney Man Admits No Good Has Come Since They Shut Sega World Down
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sydney man has realised nothing good has happened since the closure of Sega
Australian Cooker Suddenly Knows A Lot About This Black Woman He’d Never Heard Of Yesterday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 81-year-old US President Joe Biden has officially declared that it would be in the
Little Brother Finally Gets A Win After Being Given The Good Controller
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s been a big weekend for a young man from Melbourne. Brighton’s Oscar Piastri
Biden Downloads Strava And Joins Delaware Run Club After Making The Decision To Focus On Self Care
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The President of The United States has today made big call. Joe Biden has confirmed to
Joe Biden To Quit Politics And Spend A Year Or Two Living In London While He’s Still Young
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Joe Biden has dramatically quit the race for president, bowing to pleas from key political allies