Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Lost Man Wondering Through Mecca Treated Like A Level 5 Beauty Looper After Staff Discover He’s Just Looking For A Present
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A lost man wondering through Mecca’s flagship store inside the Betoota Lakes Westfield
Yuppie Kid Raised With Wooden Toys And Organic Chips Would Do Anything For A Hacked E-Bike And Energy Drink
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The child of a yuppie family has bravely revealed the personal hell he has been enduring
Dutch Volleyballer Sits Down To Tell His Side Of The Story In Exclusive With Channel 7’s Spotlight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Channel 7 have done it again! The most well regarded news organisation in the country have
Millennial Officially A Grown Up After Finding Victoria’s Basement More Exciting Than Victoria’s Secret
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A coming of age story has taken place in the Betoota Chase Mall this week, as
Parents Applying Pressure For Grandkids Not Willing To Give Up The Empty Four Bedroom Family Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple of empty nesters in Betoota Heights have been urged to give up their spacious
NAPLAN Results Reveal 1 In 3 Schools Are Povo And Woefully Underfunded
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The national literacy and numeracy results are back, and it does not look good for the
Dutton’s Islamophobia Not Landing Like It Used To Now That Bogans Think Muslims Are Alpha Males
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Liberal Party’s complete detachment from voter sentiment is once again on full display
NSW Opposition Leader Mike Spokeman Forgets To Put His Shoes On Before Coming To Work
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact NSW Opposition Leader Mike Spokeman has turned up to work today without any shoes
Calls Grow For An Over 60s Social Media Ban
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s elderly folk, and elderly folk who don’t thing they are elderly folk,
Indie Band That Prides Itself On Not ‘Selling Out’ Announces They’re Only Going To Tour Perth
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A seriously underground indie band that you probably haven’t even heard of have today announced
Brisbane Avoids Olympic Withdrawals By Rushing Straight To The Ekka Woodchopping
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the Olympics sadly comes to a close after three weeks of impressive athletics and a
Melbourne Just Don’t Get AFL
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fight for a spot in the AFL’s top eight is being exclusively fought between