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Big Chungus Spends Millions To Make Sure Everyone Knows He Raped Someone

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A big chungus has used millions of dollars of other people’s money to

Nation’s Coke Dealers And Erotic Massage Parlours Lose A Valuable Revenue Stream

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Right across the Australia today, white knuckles have overcome the gentle hands of erotic masseuses.

Lawyers Win Another Landmark Defamation Case

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Lawyers in the latest landmark defamation trial in the Federal Court have emerged as

Resilient Bunnies Fan Says Current Slump Is Nothing Compared To Literally Being Kicked Out Of The Comp And Then Returning To Win 3 Wooden Spoons In 4 Years

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the South Sydney Rabbitohs begin the 2024 NRL season with very little to celebrate, the

“Nice To Meet You” And 9 Other Lies Real Estate Agents Are Sick Of Hearing

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Despite the fact we pride ourselves on honest and unbiased news coverage, some readers have accused

The Queensland Premier Joins Betoota Talks To Discuss All Of The Big Issues Ahead Of This Year’s State Election

Dutton Says Losing 7 Liberal Seats To Uppity Females Was Equivalent To The Japanese Bombing Darwin

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton is continuing to dig downwards today, and has refused to walk

Report: Cheapest Garlic Bread Better Than Anything You Can Get At A Restaurant

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTAC A recent report has declared that the cheapest garlic bread found in supermarkets surpasses the quality

Cashed Up Mate Flexes To His Povo Friends And Buys Chips At Bottle-o

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an act that could only be interpreted as an undercover flex to his povo mates

Bloke With Zero Fashion Sense Accidentally Impresses The Y2K People With His Velcro Wallet

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man Brian Phelps (37), known for his comfort over style fashion sense, has unwittingly become

Veteran School Teacher Left Speechless After Being Told He Has L Rizz

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a bizarre turn of events that has left the entire teaching staff scratching their heads,

Online Journalist Eyes Scoop Of The Day After Seeing Kanye’s Australian Wife Just Uploaded A ‘Revealing’ Photo Only Seconds Ago

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young journalist with big ambitions has today proven she might just have what it takes.