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Report: There Was Nothing Fucking Wrong With A Form Guide In The Paper And TAB Next To The Bakery

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The cold-blooded online bookmakers that snuck into our lives during the GFC have created a

Property Developer Receives Forgiveness From God But CFMEU-Affiliated Priest Still Thinks He’s Putrid

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent Victorian slumlord has today sought penance for the many sins that have ensured he

Australian Metalheads Vow To End The Trend Of Music Festivals Going Under

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In what feels like a monthly occurrence now, iconic Australian music festival ‘Bluesfest’ have announced they’

From The Archives: Fraser Destroys One-Day Cricket And Formula 1 With Tobacco Ad Ban

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser has bowed to increasing pressure from anti-smoking groups and

CommBank Not Immune To Cost Of Living Crisis Either After Only Posting A Piddly $9.8 Billion Profit

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Which bank is financially ruined by the tough economic headwinds that we are told about every

Amy Shark Joins Betoota Talks To Chat About Her Days As The Titans Video Editor, Being Mates With Ed Sheeran, Pub Gigs, Her New Album And Much More.

Two Of The World’s Greatest Boomer Neoliberal Profiteers Start Babbling At Each Other About AUKUS Or China Or Some Shit

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A couple of geriatrics have today given the media something to write about today. In some

Bloke Looking At Doctor’s Handwritten Note Unsure If He Has Gout Or A Gunt

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a tale as old as time, local bloke Alan Flemming, 36 has today found himself

Local Amateur Ceramicist Watches On As Etsy Slowly Morphs Into Fancy Temu

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter small-scale artisan says their beloved online marketplace Etsy is increasingly

Excited Irishman Manages To Say ‘Like’ Out Of Context 74 Times While Telling Story With No Punchline

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what onlookers described as an annoying, albeit awe-inspiring linguistic performance, Séamus Ó

New Zealand’s Best Ever Olympics Performance Means Nothing If All Blacks Can’t Even Beat Argentina

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Our neighbours and friends across the ditch have been told to pipe down once again today.

Albo: “I’m Not Sure You Realise How Fucked Aussie Media Would Be If I Turned Off The Life Support Of Gambling Ads”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has finally cracked the shits today, as he faces backlash for not