Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Melbourne Is Banning Share Scooters. Here Are 5 Other Things Local Teens Can Throw In The Yarra River For Fun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Melbourne’s move to ban shared e-scooters from the CBD has sparked a
REX Liquidators End Complimentary Esky Of Cold Crownies And Stop Handing Out Free Smokes In Brutal Cost Cutting Measure
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a move that has sent shockwaves through Australia’s regional skies, REX Airlines’
$100k Worth Of Bonus Bets Suddenly Appear In Albo’s Sportsbet Account After Pushing Back On Gambling Reform
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Prime Minister of Australia has today had a little spring put in his step – courtesy
NSW Government To Lure Female Workers Back Into The Office By Promising A 3pm Sweet Treatie
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After copping some major backlash for reversing the government’s hybrid work policy, NSW premier Chris
Arnotts Insist Iced Vovos Have Always Been The Size Of A Postage Stamp
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Arnott’s has come forward to address complaints of their beloved Iced Vovos after
Local Bloke Barely Cops A Hello As Mate Makes Enthusiastic Beeline Towards His Dog
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact There’s been some irrational feelings of jealousy brewing in Betoota Heights today, as a local
Mt Isa Bloke Confirms This Is Not His First Rodeo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Gulf Country man has proven to a crowd of onlookers that he can handle
Nation Confirms We Actually Topped The Medal Count, If You Look At Our Population
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT As the Olympic schedule comes to a close, it has been noticed by many Australians that
LA Olympic Closing Ceremony To Feature A Lime Green Maloo Cutting Hoops And Peeling Out Of The Stadium In Anticipation For Brisbane
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Brisbane 2032 Olympics team has announced that the closing ceremony of the 2028
The Rest Of The World Clearly Unable To Handle This Street Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The rest of the world has embarrassed itself on the global stage this weekend, after some
Footy Trip Lads in Airport Queue Treat Fellow Passengers to Play-By-Play Recount of How Rogue Mate Got Arrested
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A long airport queue has been given some colourful entertainment today, as a group
Chronically Online Dipstick Putting Emojis Over Their Kid’s Faces Could Just Not Post Pictures Of Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights internet personality and profound dipstick, Paula Fusty, has once again graced her