Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Transport Minister’s Qantas Chairman’s Lounge Pass Stops Working After Government Guarantees REX Regional Flights
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Federal Transport Minister Catherine King faced an unexpected setback at Betoota’s Remienko Memorial
Local Office Woman Turns On Meeting Mode Ahead Of Afternoon Scouring Afterpay Day Sales
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local woman is today preparing for an incredibly productive Friday afternoon. Not so much in
Woman Waiting To Hear From Crush Suddenly Inundated With Multiple Spam Texts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Despite usually only copping a couple of spam text messages a week, local woman Lorry Cox,
Train Station Cobbler Found To Be The Last Workplace In Australia To Allow Smoking Inside
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Australian’s Fashion Alliance of Retailers, Consultants, Creatives, Inventory and Textilers (AFARCCIT)
Young Professional Trying To Get Into Fine Jewellery Unable To Resist The Lovisa Sale Rack
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT Despite her best efforts to cultivate refined elegance, with her fashion accessories, local young professional Olivia
Mate Rocks Up Wearing An Undershirt Like He’s A Fat, Sweaty American Called Chet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a move that has left his mates questioning everything they thought they knew
Former MS Readathon Hall Of Famer Promises To Get Back Into Reading After One Last Midnight Scroll
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In a bold move to relive her glory days, former MS Readathon Hall of Famer, Emily
Non-Confrontational Tight Arse Silently Judges Housemate For Using The Dryer On A Sunny Day
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT Local tight arse, Nina Muller, found herself silently seething in the living room of her share
Karaoke Escalates From Fun To Highly Competitive As Aries And Leo End Up With The Microphones
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Heights witnessed an unexpected showdown last night when a local insurance firm’s Friday night
South Yarra Girl Hoping To Sub-Let Her Room For A Couple Hours While She Ducks Down To The Markets
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In an unexpected twist amid Melbourne’s rental crisis, a South Yarra girl has caused quite
JK Rowling Dismisses Accusations Of Transphobia By Revealing Snape Was Actually F2M
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some sensational news from the internet, notable author and prominent X user JK Rowling has
Veteran Dishmatic Sponge To Somehow Stick Around Longer Than Any Member Of Share House Will
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It’s been reported that there is a high probability that an almost unrecognisable Dishmatic sponge