"Wow, Glad We Don't Have A Working Opposition Lol" Says Government After A Week Of Absolute Clangers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister and his cabinet of oddities are resting easy this week after
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“Must Be the Moon,” Claims Local Woman As Life Crumbles Around Her
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT I BLAME THE MOON: Lucy Harris (31) is convinced that the moon is the culprit
Newlyweds On The Verge Of Divorce Every Time One Drives And The Other Navigates
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT TAKE THE SECOND EXIT: In a heart-wrenching twist of marital bliss, local newlyweds Matt
Scientists Still Working Around The Clock To Figure Out How Anyone Found Spacers Cool
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The CSIRO still has a team of scientists working around the clock, dedicated to figuring out
“Haha It’s Fine, It’s Not A Competition” Says Book Week Mum That’s Gone All Out Every Single Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights mum has today kindly offered up some words of support to one of
Gambling Lobby Threatens To Cut Off The ALP’s Punt Club If They Even Think About Reform
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The big wigs in the Labor party are today coming to terms with a hectic ultimatum.
Local Woman Indulges In Yet Another Season Of The Absolute Brain Rot That Is Emily In Paris
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself demolishing the first half of season four of Emily in
“You’ve Been On That Bloody Pinterest Again, Haven’t You?” Asks Man Who Returned Home To Find Pots And Pans Hanging From Curtain Rod
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man exhaled without prejudice Tuesday evening after returning home from work
Work Trip To Melbourne Went Well, Says Sad And Irritable Husband
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local city worker returned from a work trip to Melbourne on Sunday night
Bennifer Divorce The 3 Billionth Example Of Getting Back With Your Ex Being A Bad Idea
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have this week proven one of the most well known scientific
Government Reveals Groundbreaking Plan To Reduce Methane Emissions By 2030, By Just Under Reporting Them
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The state and federal government have today re-committed to their ‘ambitious’ emissions reductions targets. Speaking
Woman Notified Package Has Landed In Australia And Will Now Spend 2 Weeks In Some Depot Down The Road
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has expressed her frustration after her much-anticipated online purchase arrived in Australia
2005 Minor Premiership Winner Nathan Hindmarsh Set To Be Sensationally Overlooked As Next Immortal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The rugby league world has today been rocked by a bombshell revelation about who will be