Microsoft Confirms Global Outage Was Caused By One Of The Kids Downloading Link_Park_Numb.MP3
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Global technology provider Microsoft has revealed the cause of this morning's widespread major outage.
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