Microsoft IT Guy Tries Turning It Off And On Again

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Global tech giant Microsoft is in crisis this morning (Australian time), after it's servers experiences massive failures.

Microsoft systems are experiencing major worldwide outages, with users locked out of Emails, and Exchange/Teams also being effected.

While it has come as welcome news to Australian office people who are frantically trying to book a round of golf or an early pub lunch, it's absolute panic stations at Microsoft HQ.

"Yeah, I'm fucked if I know what's going on," explained the stressed Microsoft IT guy.

"We've tried turning it off and on again multiple times and don't seem to be getting anywhere."

"I have a feeling the CEO's kid must have watched porn on his computer or something."

"Or someone's tried to download something of Limewire."

"Bloody stressful."

"Anyway, I've gotta go. Gonna try and unplug everything and leave it for a while."

More to come.