Oh No! What A Bad Day For Microsoft To Be Out Of Action

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

Those who work under the great hand of Microsoft are today leaping for joy, after a perfectly timed fuck up from the global platform.

With Microsoft's IT guy working overtime to try and figure out why the global servers are down, those who use Microsoft for work have urged him to just chill out a bit.

This comes as the outage lands in Australia on Friday morning, with the weekend just within grasp.

"Mate, absolutely no rush at all," laughed one Microsoft user who can't get into his emails or Exchange this morning, and has subsequently agreed to meet his mate at the pub for an early lunch before the cricket starts.

"Oh yeah, tell the IT guy it's a Monday thing," laughed another Microsoft employee who has taken her dog and book down the beach before she meets a mate for lunch.

Those sentiments have been echoed right across the country, with record bookings at golf courses made from Byron to Broome and huge numbers hitting the surf.

Allegations are swirling amidst the tech community over what is the cause of the outrage, with many of the believe it stray Limewire download or an attempt to access a porno website are what has brought it down.

More to come.