Victorian One Nation Candidate Walks Back Comments Where He Described Pol Pot As ‘Based’
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Victorian state election is just over two weeks away and One Nation candidates are dropping
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Local Man Caught In The Cruel Cycle Of Being Stressed Because He Can’t Get A Leg Over But Not Being Able To Get It Up Because He’s Stressed
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney bloke who’s been struggling with some stress-induced performance issues has found a
Young Parents Who Went A Leather Couch To Avoid Stains Kinda Would Prefer Stains Right Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young father of one is today coming to terms with the price of having a
Man Living In Post-Big Wallet World Forced To Raw Dog Loose Notes In Pocket
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man that recently got a cash in hand job is finding it difficult to
Local Woman Refuses To Take A Step Until Someone Gets Her Apple Watch So She Can Close Those Rings
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In an audacious display of commitment to her fitness goals, local Betoota woman Sarah Johnson, 27,
Finance Pig Saves Company From Shareholder Revolt By Flipping Performance Graph Upside Down Mid-Presentation
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A ravenous mob of shareholders has today been cooed by the quick thinking of an up-
Local Spreadsheet Filler Boasts Heavy Duty Retractable Lanyard Like He Works For The FBI
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A big four accountant is on the march this morning, as he makes his
Boss Punishes Employees With Commercial Radio
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local employer Andrew Dobb (54) has today treated the crew to unwarranted bout of punishment. As
Regional Goth Takes One Last Look At Classmates Before Never Seeing Any Of Them Ever Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact At Betoota Central’s Remienko Coach Station this morning, Ashton Mallory took one last
Pisshead Stumbling Home From The Pub Takes A Breather On Local Dad’s Cute DIY Swing
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A steaming pisshead is thankful for the hard work of a local DIY Dad this morning,
Local Man Unsure How To Confront Girlfriend About Reddit Post He’s Pretty Sure Is About Him
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has a feeling his girlfriend might be airing his dirty laundry on social
JB Hi-Fi Employee Can’t Tell You What Blender To Get But Can Tell You Dookie Was Green Day’s Greatest Work
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT JB Hi-Fi employee Ryan McDonald has made it abundantly clear that while his knowledge of
Winter’s Puffer Vest Wanker Now Summer’s Beach Cabana Cockhead
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The shores of Lake Betoota have become the battleground for the latest iteration of