World Cup Deprived Man Battles Through Morning With A Couple Of Old Highlights And Some Funny Haaland Reels

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A local worker bee in Betoota's Old City District has today spent the morning battling his restless mind.

After the first Monday in over a month without World Cup football on his TV, Andy 'Red' Herring says he's been forced to do some actual work.

"Fuck, I forgotten how grim Monday mornings are," sighed Red.

"Without the dulcet tones of Peter Drury to wake me up and then some South American team to whip the ball around the park and keep me entertained."

"It's a really dark reminder of what life is returning to after next week," sighed Red, who has gotten a little bit too into this edition of the World Cup.

"The relentless games, the drama, the political carry on, it's all got me hooked."

"And at perfect times too."

Red said that instead of enjoying some live football he's been forced to watch a few old highlights, and a couple of Erling Haaland reels.

"Yeah, he's a character isn't he," he sighed.

"Shame he couldn't handle the heat yesterday."

"Anyway, I need to do some work I guess."

More to come.