PM Unfazed By Chinese Spies Infiltrating Local Billionaire Community Because They're All Racist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told reporters in Canberra this week that he is
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Fiancé Can’t Understand Why His Bone-Chillingly Politically Incorrect Mate Can’t Be Celebrant
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact An argument is breaking out over a plate of corn fritters this morning, as a
Storm Players Visit Sydney’s NIDA Campus For Last Minute Course On Milking Penalties
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In performing arts news, a bus full of Rugba Leeg players have been dropped
One Bloke In Friendship Circle Refuses To Wear Shorts For Some Reason
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has stoutly refused to bear his pins despite the soaring temperatures, in what
Nuclear Just Needs To Be Explained Better, Says The Few Liberal MPs Left Standing After Last Time They Did This
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 94 seats later, and the Federal Opposition is now deciding what and who were responsible for
Coogee Barista Thankful Cafe Doesn’t Do Names On Cups As She Really Doesn’t Know How To Spell ‘Aoife’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman new to Sydney has experienced an unexpected culture shock this week, leaving her deeply
Local Woman Wonders If That Bloke Is Really Tall Or Just Pushing A Babyzen YoYo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local woman has found herself pondering one of yuppydom’s great mysteries this
Thousands March In Melbourne To Protest The AFL’s Decision To Ban The Bounce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact More than 110,000 Victorians with absolutely nothing better to do on a Thursday
AFL Also Set To Ban The Specky And Meat Pies In A Bid To Completely Destroy The Fuckin Spirit Of The Game
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The AFL community has been left absolutely rocked by the decision to scrap the centre bounce.
Umbilical Brothers Reveal The Eye Watering Money They Turned Down To Appear At Saudi Comedy Fest
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A couple of Aussie icons have today revealed an eye-watering payday that has confronted them.
Local Battler’s Suggestion To Staycation At The ‘Hotel Motel, Fireball Inn’ Quickly Shutdown By Girlfriend
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT A young Sydney mans anniversary plans went up in flames this morning. The incident occurred
Tourist Takes On Cradle Mountain In Nothing But His Undies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A foreign national has embarked upon a hike up Tasmania’s Cradle Mountain this
Jim Beam Declared Endangered Species After Wagga Bloke Purchases Country Music Festival Tickets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Australia has today received some sad news on the climate and biodiversity front.