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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Local Empath Begins Plotting Ways To Free The Robot Waiter At CBD Dumpling Place
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local empath girl is currently plotting to help liberate a robot waiter at a CBD
NSW Blues Once Again Falling Victim To Queensland’s Psychological Warfare After Game 1 Sugar Hit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rare victory at Brisbane’s Suncorp Stadium appears to have gone straight to the heads
ASIO Warns Radical Boomers May Descend Into Domestic Terrorist Attacks Due To New $3m Super Tax
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) has today gone on record to warn
“If You Don’t Eat Yer Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding. How Can You Have Any Pudding If You Don’t Eat Yer Meat?” Asks Dad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dinner was briefly interrupted in a quiet Betoota Grove household last night as a
Man Using Everyday Debit Card Overseas OK With Getting Fleeced
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT As Australians flock overseas to escape the cold this winter, one Betoota local is proudly sticking
Hubby Actually Wouldn’t Mind Trying Some Beef Wellington If It Was Cooked In Good Faith
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man, Dale Beers (42) is really tonguing for a beef wellington – even with all the
PM Proves Tanya Plibersek Is A Good Mate Of His By Moving Her Out Of Environment Before Expanding The North West Shelf
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has quashed weeks of speculation about a strained relationship with
NSW Politely Asks: “Where’s Ya Queensland Spirit Now Ya Dumb Pricks?”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The State of NSW has today launched enquiries as to the whereabouts of a notable rugby
Queensland Woman Happy To Cheer For Her Home State Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman is relieved that she’s finally able to cheer for a Queenslander again
NSW Blues Nail Their Target Audience With The Exciting Launch Of Origin-Themed Labubus
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In news south of the Tweed, the NSW Blues have sent their fans into
Sydney Man In Awe Of Stadium Precinct With Great Pubs, Multiple Forms Of Transport, Electric Atmosphere
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As Ryan Buderus-Hodgson sips a mouthful of a mid-strength beer at the
Bahahaha: NSW Think They Are Going To Win Origin Because ‘They Have The Best Team On Paper’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s been said before and we’ll say it again. New South Wales just don’