Planet Earth Struggling To Process An Underdog Story Of This Magnitude
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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C3-PO Looks On Proudly As Two Graduates Of Their Media Training School Hit The Big Leagues
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular Star Wars character and queer robot identity C3-PO has revealed his pride
Bruschetta A Bigger Waste Of Money Than The Government’s Infamous CovidSafe App
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A landmark study by the Royal Betoota Society For Good Taste has today confirmed that the
Group Of Drunken Young Blokes Once Again Debating The Biggest Animal They Could Take In A Fight
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A group of blokes have once again found themselves having an in-depth conversation about the
Lol. Soft Cocks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. After a couple of weeks of carrying on like fucking pork chops, the National Party
Misso Overjoyed To Learn It’s State Of Origin Night Which Means An Empty House And Girl Dinner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local woman, Ali Mogg (30) has been struggling to accept that summer is over.. While she
Local Woman Avoids Ever Being A Designated Driver By Simply Never Getting Her Licence
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT In some lighter news, a passenger princess has today revealed that not having a driver’s
Woman With Crippling Social Media Addiction Pats Herself On The Back For Completing A Movie
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman’s social media addiction has now reached such a startling level, that she
Nats Emerge From Week Of In-Fighting And Dick-Swinging To Learn Half Their Electorates Are Underwater
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “What the fuck!” shouted Barnaby Joyce MP. “The North Coast is flooded? 800 homes have been
Melbourne Man Now Struggling To Maintain His Sugarcane Thanks To Allan’s Draconian Machete Ban
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Victorian Government says there will be no ifs or buts when it comes to their
Jetstar Pilot Lands In Launceston, Fires Up Tinder, Sighs, Then Goes To Sleep
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Jetstar pilot has gone through the motions of his layover routine in Launceston
South Australia Hit By Dust Storms After Port Adelaide Attempts To Clean Trophy Cabinet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The great state of South Australia is today recovering from some wild storms this week. The
Tech Giants Not Really Reading The Room By Constantly Unveiling Even Scarier A.I Software
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Tech leaders have continued to live up to their socially unaware stereotype as they unveiled another