Planet Earth Struggling To Process An Underdog Story Of This Magnitude
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Tim Wilson Has The Template For Defeating The Teals: Get Peter Dutton To Destroy His Own Career By Spending 18 Months Terrifying Elderly Jewish Voters With The Relentless Stoking Of Ethno-Religious Tensions To The Point Of Manufacturing A Sensationalised
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Teal Wave has crashed. It is all over. The 2025 Federal Election taught us a
Report: Bit Of A Minestrone Kinda Night Don’t Ya Reckon?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With half the nation pissing down with icy rain, and the other half copping a dry
Tasmanian Parliament Set To Pass No-Confidence Motion To Oust Premier Jeremy Rockliff
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Tasmanian Parliament is expected to pass a no-confidence motion against Premier Jeremy
Boele Celebrates Victory By Ramping Up The Crude Jokes: “I Didn’t Even Have To Root Any AEC Staff”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Four weeks after their demoralising loss at the 2025 Federal Election, and the Liberal Party of
Boomer Who Needs Interns To Attach Files To Emails Outraged By ‘Unskilled’ Workers Getting A Pay Rise
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A well-off boomer from the tree-lined streets of Betoota Grove has today taken to
Australians Disappointed That Our ‘Trial Of The Century’ Isn’t Televised Like The American Version
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s ‘Trial Of The Century’ continues this week – as the most famous resident of the
Two Well Adjusted Grown Men End Business Relationship On Good Terms
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A pair of grounded public figures working tirelessly for their countries and communities have this week
Yes, This Gold-Wrapped Mustang Does In Fact Belong To A Local Indian-Australian Gentleman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After months of intense speculation, the owner of a gold-wrapped Ford Mustang has
Coworker’s Cough Way Too Moist And Chunky For Him To Be In The Office Today
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Tensions reached a boiling point in a Betoota Heights marketing agency yesterday morning, after team member
Boss Shows Support For Pride Month By Revealing Ian Roberts Was His Favourite NRL Player, Even After He Knew
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pride Month has kicked off in workplaces and community clubs right across the country this week,
“So You Pay To Watch People Play Video Games?” Asks Younger Brother Who Did It For Free His Entire Childhood
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The long-suffering younger brother of a selfish, inconsiderate control hog has expressed amazement
Former Stereo Guy Catches Himself Thinking About Avicii Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local engineer on the new Betoota Development Link Express Rail Traffic Green Way has today