PM Unfazed By Chinese Spies Infiltrating Local Billionaire Community Because They're All Racist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told reporters in Canberra this week that he is
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Local Psychopath Says She’s Excited To See What Happens With This New Sora 2 AI TikTok
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local psychopath has excitedly told the Advocate that she’s really keen about Sora 2’
Whitest Millennial Man You Know Has Immense Knowledge On Early 90s “Conscious” Rap Movement
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The whitest millennial man you know also happens to have extensive knowledge on early 90s deep
Aussies In The UK Advised To Remain Vigilant Of London’s Yoinking Epidemic
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australians travelling to the megacity of London have once again been urged to have their wits
Parliamentary Sports Club Boots Their Only Actual Sports Star To Keep Gambling Giants Happy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Independent ACT Senator David Pocock stands accused of ‘ruining the vibe’ at a parliamentary sports club
Angus Taylor Beginning To Genuinely Wonder If He’s Either Too Dumb Or Too Smart For Politics
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact He stood at the mirror in the men’s toilets of the Australia Club,
Sydney Couple Prepare For Very Own Amazing Race: 13 Shit Rentals In 3 Hours On A Saturday Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A pair of young worker bees are today mapping out their weekly dose of weekend fun.
McLaren Reveals 10 Things They Love About Oscar Piastri
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“Haha. Don’t Forget About Us!” Says 2nd Brisbane NRL Team Who Chose To Not Identify As A Brisbane Team
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the mighty Brisbane Broncos continue their post-Premiership victory lap, both the mens and womens
RFK Jr Reignites Age-Old Conflict Between Skivvys And Helmets By Claiming Circumcision Causes Autism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Health Secretary for the so called leaders of the ‘Free World’ has today ignited yet
Ley Arrives At Impressive Conclusion That The Government Is Personally Responsible For Optus Outage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This comes as Opposition Leader Sussan Ley continues to grill the Communications Minister Anika Wells over
Mind Games Begin As Cummins Unsure Of Ashes Fitness Yet Seen Riding Time On Chainsaw At The Gootch Stampede Last Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Mind games ahead of this summer’s Ashes series have reached new heights after
‘Narco Terrorists’ Surprisingly Sitting On Just As Much Oil As The Last Type Of Terrorists
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The arbiters of the ‘free world’ have today moved to reassure everyone that a looming regional