Planet Earth Struggling To Process An Underdog Story Of This Magnitude
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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New Tinder Height Filter Finally Gives Local Bloke The Option Of Death By Snu Snu
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Tinder has unveiled a new preference option that allows users to filter out potential matches by
Millennial Who’s The First Woman In Her Family To Have A Full Time Job To Now Have It Replaced With AI
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT In a cruel taste of fate, a millennial woman who was the first female in her
Four Corners Reveal Mental Healthcare Has Been Gradually Getting Worse Since The States Sold Off All The Institutions That Provided Mental Healthcare
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent expose by ABC’s Four Corners has found that successive governments are doing as
Piastri Says F1 A Piece Of Piss Compared To Dodging Trams Through Melbourne’s Hook Turns On His Ls
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s newest sporting starlet has today spoken to The Advocate about his journey to the
Photo Of Surfer Mate Getting Pitted Cautiously Inverted And Flipped To Avoid Revealing Secret Break
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Gold Coast-based surfer, Luke Luketson (27) has today shared one of his prouder moments on
James Magnussen Explodes In Fit Of Roid Rage After Toastie Machine Breaks In Qantas Lounge
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Australian swimming champion James Magnussen has today been accused of a causing a bit of
Jindabyne Man Resents The Arrival Of The Necessary Evil That Is Tourism
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Jindabyne local has confirmed today he’s furious about the arrival of snow
Tim Wilson Organises Marching Band, Confetti To Celebrate 4th Recount Victory Like He Just Became PM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One month since the 2025 election and the Federal Division of Goldstein has finally been called.
Local Bloke’s Coolest Traits All Stolen From Much Cooler Ex Girlfriends
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local bloke has been revealed to have no original personality traits, with every single interesting
Oscar Piastri Drives Really Fast Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Formula 1 starlet Oscar Piastri has done it again, it can be confirmed. The young hotshot
“This Is Real Music, Son” Ageing Millennial Says As He Blows Dust Off ‘Fever For The Flava’ Single
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 38-year-old father has today completed the sacred generational rite of musical
America Calls On Australia To Boost Military Spending. AKA Give Heaps More Money To US Arms Companies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States of America has called on Australia and it’s allies to ‘do more’