Teal Politics Infiltrates North Korea As Highly Educated Girlboss Tipped To Become Next Dictator
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Body Composition Scan Reveals Local Concreter Is 87% BSc Energy Drink 13% Meat Pie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man of the slab has today shocked scientists by providing them with a rather historic
Temu Trump Confirms Plans to Rename New South Wales to New South Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man currently doing his best to imitate the President of the United States has today
British Cop Found Guilty Of Being A Soft Cock
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The most successful soccer player in Australian history, and the greatest women’s soccer player in
Police Suspect Local Can Collectors Are Behind Daring Recycling Truck Heist This Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Authorities suspect a gang of local can collectors is responsible for a brazen recycling truck heist
Woman With Disposable Income And Shit Love Life Announces She Plans On Seeing A Psychic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has been heard sheepishly revealing her plans to see a psychic, after
Toto Fails To Get President Trump Over The Line In Tariff War
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Albanese Government has been forced to send Trade Minister Don Farrell to Washington after an
7 Supremely Talented Liberal MPs That Could Be PM If Dutton Loses His Seat To A Woman On Election Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In news that will not be getting a mention in any of the major newspapers of
Local Designated Driver Wonders Why In God’s Name His Beer-Flavoured Water Costs The Same As Beer Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man who must’ve done something bad on the grog this silly season has
Introvert’s New Boyfriend Quickly Learns That She Needs At Least Two Hours To Decompress In Silence After Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In an effort to preserve her sanity and maintain a healthy relationship, Betoota Heights woman Hayley
Bloke Who Worked Directly Under Mark Latham And Kevin Rudd Has No Trouble Handling US President
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese appears to have neutralised US President Donald Trump’s plan to slap
Temu Trump Promises To Appoint Pete Evans As The Health Minister If He Wins Election
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man hoping to be the nation’s next Prime Minister has today reconfirmed his commitment
Local Bloke Finally Achieves Dreams Of Having A Hot Goth Girl Sit On His Face By Dying
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke who spent his entire adult life trying to nab himself the elusive