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Woman With Disposable Income And Lacklustre Love Life Announces She Plans On Seeing A Psychic
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A Betoota Heights woman has been heard sheepishly revealing her plans to see a psychic, after having her heart broken in the early stages of dating for the third time in a row.
Speaking to a few girls at the gym, who were all partnered up but enjoyed living vicariously through their single friend, Jeanine Wray, 34, says she now has no choice but to consult with a psychic to figure out what the hell is going on – but really, she just needs someone to give her a bit of hope.
“Yeah my friend went to this girl and apparently she’s really accurate”, Jeanine was overheard saying, “told her to get her dad’s heart checked on. Turns out he has a murmur!”
“So hopefully a tall, dark and handsome stranger is in my future, haha.”
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