Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
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5 Most Common Types Of Wine Drunk For When You Haven’t Eaten Dinner On A Midwinter Friday Evening
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACT Prosecco Hornbag We’ve written about this brand of wine drunk before. It turns people into
Parliament Knocks Off After Working 4 Gruelling Days Back-To-Back, 83 Days After They Were Elected
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The pubs of Canberra are expecting very little action tonight, as the political class find themselves
Woman Wishes She Could Be As Carefree As Taxi Driver Ignoring Check Engine Light
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Self-diagnosed OCD sufferer, Amelia Allen, is employing box breathing techniques this afternoon as her taxi
Country Girl Living In City Unable To Shake Habit Of Collecting Egg Cartons
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Communications specialist, Stephanie Howard, is the epitome of corporate success; matching pant-suits, expensive car, and
Winter Sun Just Gorgeous
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While still in the depths of winter, the sun is actually doing wonders right now. It
Small Child Effortlessly Obliterates Adult’s Self Esteem By Asking Curious Question About Their Physical Features
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACT WHERE IS YOUR HAIR? A local bloke’s self esteem was reduced to rubble this week,
Israeli Officials Warn That Expressions Like ‘Please Fucking Stop Starving Innocent Children To Death’ Are Rooted In Anti-Semitism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Israeli officials have warned that expressions like ‘What you are doing is a clear war crime’
Local Karate Course Teaches Students How To Starve Millions Of Innocent People In Self Defence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sensei has today come under fire for a controversial new teaching routine. Aaron Wilson
Rough Week For Gen-X Men That Identified As Both Metalhead And Jock
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Metal legend Ozzy Osbourne and wrestling icon Hulk Hogan have both died within days of each
Big Pharma Asked To Come Up With A More Subtle Name For Haemorrhoid Cream
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Big pharma has been urged to be a bit more creative with the names of haemorrhoid
Australian Pet Food Manufacturers Prepare For Glut In Supply After Ban Lifted On American Beef
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Chum, Pedigree and all the other fancy new age pet-food companies are today frantically reviewing
Pocock Challenges Barnaby Joyce To Run-It-Straight And Settle Climate Change Debate Once And For All
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In an exhausting rehash of outdated political ideologies that Australian voters have overwhelmingly voted against at