PM Unfazed By Chinese Spies Infiltrating Local Billionaire Community Because They're All Racist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told reporters in Canberra this week that he is
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“It’s My Turn Isn’t It?” Says Dad Preparing To Eat Dinner Like A Labrador Devouring An Unattended Jar Of Mayonnaise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young Betoota couple’s planned family dinner was derailed within seconds last night
Liberals Recommend Voters Not Get Too Emotionally Invested In Any Current Federal Or State Leaders
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Liberal Party of Australia have today released a new public memo for all of their
IT Department Can’t Work Out Why Every Employee Is Now Asking For A Second Home Monitor
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A big four accounting firm is expected to begin auditing itself this week, after
Government Defends $96 Million BOM Website: "That's Actually Pretty Cheap For A Consultancy Firm"
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Australian Government has today doubled down on its decision to spend $96 million on the
Oscar Piastri Disqualified From Las Vegas GP Because His Car Was Fucked
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Oscar Piastri has been disqualified from the Las Vegas Grand Prix after FIA officials
Man Admits He'll Be Pounding A Medium McChicken Meal On The Way Home After Fine Dining Experience
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights couple has spoken to The Advocate this morning about their Saturday
Nation's Transcendent Love For Wallabies Really Just Deep Homesickness For An Australia That Doesn't Exist Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Across Australia this week the same line keeps getting repeated. This is the worst
Corporate Drone Confronts Harsh Reality He Might Actually Have To Work Today Instead Of Watching The Cricket In The Boardroom As Planned
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Employees at a local financial services firm were forced to begin the working week
Bazball ≠ Travball
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For all the noise England make about Bazball, the truth is that it still
The Perth Pitch Is An Ongoing Threat To Humanity
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are places in the world known for their beauty, their culture, their history,
Report: Only Big Haydos Could Wear A Big Fucking Fuck Off Hat Like That
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the Golden West, Big Haydos has done it again. The former
Scottish Unsure How To Feel Going Into World Cup Without Solely Fixating On England Losing
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Scottish world is in shock after their national team actually qualified for the world cup,